T R I C K S T E R

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     throw me in to the      DIRT     put a gun in my head                      let them       KNOW      , let them know i aint going no where

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do i bring this blog back to shit post or nah

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i’m really tempted to archive this blog and start fresh but i don’t knowwwwwww

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infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end 

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me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

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loki: i have no feelings

also loki: *cries at the histories of animals for adoption*

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Send “Burn Book” to see what my muse would write about yours in a Burn Book.

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slahtiz:

                                    ❛   Last time you were here, you were rather keen on  k i l l i n g  us all.   ❜     A cool voice, finger still on the trigger  –  his sensibility was the least important concern of hers.    ❛  So I’ll have you know that I would LOVE to plant this bullet into your brain …  unless you’re giving me a valid reason not to.  ❜

“ what’s the midgardian phrase ? the past is in the past ? ” an effortless shrug GLIDES into existence , hands still kept       elevated       in the thick air shared between the two of them . he , personally , held the opinion that his BEHAVIOUR over the last few years had been nothing short of impeccable . no fault could be named . “ i happen to have       lost my brother       . or he has lost me , should i say . thought i had NO PART  in it . ”

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BIOSHOCK INFINITE SENTENCE STARTERS PART ONE    —    feel free to change pronouns and wording as needed!

❛ Are you going to just sit there? ❜  ❛ So you expect me to shoulder the burden? ❜  ❛ Coming here was your idea. ❜  ❛ I imagine that’s wonderful exercise. ❜  ❛ I suggest you do, or we’re never going to get there. ❜  ❛ No. I mean I’d greatly appreciate it if you would assist. ❜  ❛ Would that change anything? ❜  ❛ At least that’s something we can agree on. ❜  ❛ It does seem like a dreadful place to be stranded. ❜  ❛ I guess you’re expecting me… ❜  ❛ Good luck with that, pal. ❜  ❛ Is anyone here? Hello? ❜  ❛ Looks like they expect me to sit in their fancy chair. ❜  ❛ The bindings are there as a safeguard. ❜  ❛ No no… Goddammit! ❜  ❛ Is it someone new? ❜  ❛ It’s either this or turn around and get back on that rocket. ❜  ❛ This one doesn’t look clean to me… ❜  ❛ We had a deal, ___! ❜  ❛ Open this door, right now! ❜  ❛ Are we to rely on our own pride to make it so? ❜  ❛ Only in our fair city will you see such amazing feats of technological prowess! ❜  ❛ He looks so sad… ❜  ❛ I never find that as satisfying as I’d imagined. ❜  ❛ There’s always next time. ❜  ❛ He looks just fine to me! ❜  ❛ This is it! This is it! ❜  ❛ You always got a feeling. ❜  ❛ You been sleeping under a rock? ❜  ❛ It was me! It was all me! Please, please! No-! ❜  ❛ Let her go, please! I’m the one you want! ❜  ❛ Oh, looks like we’ve got a shy one here! ❜  ❛ I’ve got something for you, you son of a bitch! ❜  ❛ Well, you only live once. ❜  ❛ Why are you following me? ❜  ❛ Surprising that it didn’t kill him. ❜  ❛ I know why you’ve come, ___. ❜  ❛ I see every sin that blackens your soul. ❜  ❛ But not all debts can be repaid, ___. ❜  ❛ You don’t know me, pal! ❜  ❛ But then again, it always does with you, doesn’t it? It always ends in blood. ❜  ❛ This job’s getting worse all the time. ❜  ❛ Holy shit! Alright. I can do this. ❜  ❛ Hey- ow- knock it off! UGH- will you stop it? WILL YOU STOP IT? ❜  ❛ I’m not here to hurt you. ❜  ❛ Are you real? ❜  ❛ He’s coming… y-you’ve gotta go! ❜  ❛ You don’t want to be here when he gets here. ❜  ❛ There’s no way out, trust me, I’ve looked. ❜  ❛ It’s his job to keep me locked up in here. ❜  ❛ Why did you come here? ❜  ❛ They were watching me? ❜  ❛ Out of the way, let me try. ❜  ❛ I said, I’m fine. Just- Just gimme a minute. ❜  ❛ Do you hear that? It’s music! ❜  ❛ I’m without an escort if you’re looking to pass the time. ❜  ❛ Oh, this is wonderful! Come dance with me, ___! ❜  ❛ I don’t dance. ❜  ❛ What could be better than this? ❜  ❛ I’ve never smelled anything like that before. ❜  ❛ Give a man a little power, he falls all kinds of in love with himself. ❜  ❛ I don’t like his look. ❜  ❛ If you’re going to be a sore loser, then I shan’t do this again. ❜  ❛ It was my home. ❜  ❛ You’re a rogueish type, what does it look like? ❜  ❛ You would be surprised what I know how to do. ❜  ❛ Do I know you?  ❜  ❛ Remember boys and girls, don’t be a Dimwit! ❜  ❛ In a bit of a rush here, pal. ❜  ❛ Hey, ___, you’re gonna get mustard all over your nice suit! ❜  ❛ Just stay where you are! ❜  ❛ You killed those people. I can’t believe you did that… they’re all dead… ❜ ❛ You’re a monster! ❜  ❛ What did you think was gonna happen? Hm? ❜      ❛ And you will not be safe until you are far away from here. ❜  ❛ One thing I’ve learned: if you don’t draw first, you don’t get to draw at all. ❜  ❛ That is the last time anyone gets the drop on me. ❜  ❛ Did you write that? ❜  ❛ What happened back there, that- that’s not the last of it, is it? ❜  ❛  Just stay close.  ❜  ❛ Guess I got a bit behind with current events. ❜  ❛ They frown on gardens in my part of town. ❜  ❛ Not something you’d want gracing a resumé… ❜  ❛ Sooo, ___, is there a woman in your life? ❜  ❛ They ask so many questions, and I just don’t know the answers!  ❜  ❛ Oh, ___, you’ve really got to put that feverish imagination of yours to good use. ❜  ❛ I was just imagining you… on a carousel. ❜  ❛ Someone gave it to me. I promise. I ain’t never smoked one before. ❜  ❛ Hey, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, pal. ❜ 

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rp sentence starters taken from vines 

“ i thought you were bae.  turns out you’re just fam ” “ i coulda dropped my croissant ” “ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ” “ this bitch empty ” “ you’re not my dad ” “ you always want to hear something ” “ ugly ass fucking noodle head ” “ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ” “ it’s wednesday my dudes ” “ your mom’s a hoe ” “ i do love working here ” “ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ” “ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ” “ i love you bitch ” “ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ” “ what are those? ” “ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ” “ i can’t believe you’ve done this ” “ look at all those chickens ” “ hi welcome to chili’s ” “ i never fucking learned how to read ” “ try me bitch ” “ i wanna be a cowboy ” “ why don’t i have a car seat? ” “ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ” “ hoe don’t do it ” “ a potato flew around my room before you came ” “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ” “ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ” “ i have a basketball game tomorrow ” “ this bitch called me ugly ” “ i like pickles ” “ it’s fricken bats ” “ i love halloween ” “ excuse my pottymouth ” “ shut the fuck up ” “ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ” “ that was legitness ”

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SICKNESS STARTERS

“You look really pale.” “When’s the last time you slept?” “You really don’t look well. Are you sure you’re alright?” “You look like you need a hospital.” “Can you call me a doctor, please?” “I don’t feel well.” “Don’t go far, I don’t feel well.” “Can you stay a little longer? I feel quite sick.” “Hey, are you sure you’re alright?” “Sickness is spreading around town, I think we should leave.” “I think I caught a cold.” “I’ll cook for you today.” “Do you wish to have some soup? It might make you feel better.” “Have you taken your medication yet?” “You can’t keep going like this, I’m taking you to a doctor!” “You look like you’re about to die, are you alright?” “You’re radiating a fever.” “I feel feverish.” “Here, take the couch and rest up.” “You’re acting strange, are you sure you’re alright?” “Are you feeling any better today?” “How are you feeling today?” “How is the healing going?” “I think I’m about to throw up.” “That doesn’t look good…” “I can’t wait for the day I get to leave the hospital.” “Don’t sneeze in my direction!” “You’ve been coughing all day, are you alright?” “You look like you haven’t slept in days.”

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like this and let’s do some plottin shit

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astrapure:

as grand as the idea of running was, she’s less than prepared to leave them all behind to fend for their selves. if there’s anything she can help with, it’s protecting what she LOVES - & that even includes him, considering the barrier that arises before him so swiftly as to avoid a blast from HARMING HIM. “ then we make sure he can’t get to me. i’m not going to let anyone get hurt; you wouldn’t want to protect the things you love ? “

a darkness clouds his vision , the       severity       of the situation .. fists clench at the inability she had to understand the severity of the situation . shortened nails digging into his SOFT FLESH in order to prevent the rage and dread that had been       dancing together       from erupting . “ you think it that SIMPLE ? this isn’t anything you have faced before , this is much more . and     you are a fool       to think otherwise . ” he touches not upon the word of love , he’d long since given up hating his being , though allowing himself to feel such an emotion RUINED him once .. he would not allow it again .

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loki is more than a sassy stabbing character than mcu portrayed him to be and has abilities thanks to his heritage and talent in seiðr

thanks for listening to my presentation

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                           throw me in to the      DIRT     put a gun in my head                        let them       KNOW      , let them know i aint going no where 

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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astrapure replied to your photo “best friends are subject to change, best friend auditions will be held...”

wowwwwwww

don’t be jealous :)