nothing good ever happens on the moon

ren ; he/she/they ; i like women and have no strong feelings toward fish ; one day ill be a computer and never die

[mkultra-dropout2]

sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

[avocadomuse]

david byrne wasnt kidding. same as it ever was

[rexim-djm]

[avocadomuse]

oh i forgot to reblog my own hellaween post. good riddance now i can stop doing it forever

[yamada-ryo]

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

[pythice]

based on what?

[yamada-ryo]

[skajador]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that oafish homie u keep around for his considerable physical strength and little else

[gnilliam]

the oafish homie you keep around for his compassionate heart of gold and other endearing qualities

[contemptible-scoundrel]

different guy

[martyparty23]

That oarfish homie you keep around for his ability to predict earthquakes and tsunamis when he ventures to the surface waters.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you may be confused

[cryptotheism]

BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople

[avocadomuse]

godddddd fucking. finally. im never doing that again

[avocadomuse]

idk what yall are talking about with carol's conversation with kris sounding sinister, this seems like a perfectly reasonable conversation to me

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[strawberry-crocodile]

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[strawcherrysorbet]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

[liarsblade]

Patch notes:

- Inaction no longer counts as an Action

- Inaction no longer generates Consequences at the same rate as Action

- Problems now disappear or resolve if Ignored

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!