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    welcome     !     to    the     Final  Rest  Stop ,  shop    snack    for   the    road  ?    how  about  a  key chain  ?    maybe some eye of newt  ?          written by LUCY

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deadpanisms:

                     WELCOME ! to the Go To The Corner, shop !

                     load of bread ? pack of smokes ? eye of newt ?

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i am back ! from work. but good golly miss molly am i ever just. nervous gosh

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i am so sorry ! i have been away. between getting ready for school and work i hardly had any time ! but that is also because i have been spending what time i have left, sorting things out. there is a whole long sob story i won’t get into on here but !!! it is not a sad story anymore because. i got my old laptop back !!! meaning ! i am in control of all of my accounts again !!! meaning ! i can write under my name again !!! meaning ! abel ludwig. and. our lord ! and savior ! hades. are gonna make a comeback !!! before halloween too !

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tinybluedeer:

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

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partychance:

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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i’m about to grab a bite to eat but!! like this for a starter when i return

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 lunarpelted:

“who knows how anyone affords anything in this capitalist hell, am i right? but, weirdly enough, i’m payin’ in cash.”

          “don’t even get me started on the economy, there’s not nearly enough pictures of Pluto to calm me down after. in that case, i’ll give you a discount.”

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// honestly though. do not trust people who do not rp with female muses. do not trust people who throw constant shade at female muses. do not trust people who degrade female muses. do not trust people who put female characters on a lower level just so that they can bring up a male character. 

       do not trust people who are shitty about female muses.

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when joel is busy stocking, there’s a five foot tall blow up alien at the counter. the color of the alien changes. there may even be more than one ...ALIENS.

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intergalactia:

❛                she had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment  . 

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zombieblonde:

❛   just for me ?  i’m glad to hear that .  i thought you gave free samples to all the girls .   ❜ bracing self for mouthful of ominously titled lime slime … and , hold on .   ❛    ────  okay ,  but ,  if-slash-when i win , and like , throw up , and hate it … what do i get ? unlimited free refills ?   ❜

          “and only you. ‘m definitely not the kinda guy to give out free samples to just anyone, especiall not based on gender identity.” a wink and he’s handing over the cup. “well. should you win, and throw up hating it; which you won’t. sure. unlimited refills for life and the after. bottoms up.”

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I'm always a slut for conspiracy theories

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zombieblonde:

               ❛   that was a bit labored .  but anyway ,  i believe you about the gross part .  i  sound like a total narc ,  holy shit , alright .  can i get a free sample ??  if i approve ,  [and don’t purge] i’ll pay for all my refills .   ❜

          “i do try. and just for you , just to prove it. we’ll do this.” in true sample fashion, he fills her up a dixie cup. “but i’ll cut you a deal. just pay half for them, after you realize ‘m right.”

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exorcismhymn:

       “for fucks sake…you’ve got to be kidding.  who in the hell’d pick up gnomes.”

          “apparently that would be me, i’m not all that sure that being their guardian matters, cops seemed about ready to pawn them off.”