Emma Vanity

Slytherin Beater, Hit Wizard, 23, A mother fucking king

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“You think I can’t take him.” she teased lightly knowing that wasn’t what her best friend meant. She leaned into her. “Of course I care about you. I love you Luce.” she told her and she did not throw that word around lightly. “You’re right. You’re probably best for me.” she said smiling. “You wouldn’t be here.” she said knowing it was the truth. Had it not been required for her to be there she didn’t think that either of them would be there.

“ Oh there is no doubt in my mind that you could take that little worm. I just hope before you end him, you send me a message so I can witness your greatness.” She laughed. Lucinda soften a bit. “ And I love you, Em. Always.” Lucinda didn’t care for the family she was born into, besides Nadia, but she was glad for the family she build around her. “ Not as if you need a partner by your side anyways.” She said. “ That is true, I wouldn’t have been invited and I wouldn’t have cared at all.”

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“You think I’d do anything without you.” She said smiling brightly. “No but sometimes it’s nice to have an actual partner. Very few people I’d consider giving that role to.” She admitted “had anyone else been hosting I wouldn’t have come without you.”

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“ Honestly it depends, you won’t have to worry about Rabastan fucking his brother, but also you worry about him trying to murder you. I don’t get Rabastan he would probably try to take over a king of England one day with his insane ego.” As children she stayed clear of him for the most time, but he was mostly sad and she felt bad for him. Now it seemed all that sadness turned into anger and rage. “ I would never be bitter when married to you, but thank you for caring so much for me. I only want what is best for you, and what could be better than I?” She teased. “ It is good, I don’t know what I would do without you here.”

“You think I can’t take him.” she teased lightly knowing that wasn’t what her best friend meant. She leaned into her. “Of course I care about you. I love you Luce.” she told her and she did not throw that word around lightly. “You’re right. You’re probably best for me.” she said smiling. “You wouldn’t be here.” she said knowing it was the truth. Had it not been required for her to be there she didn’t think that either of them would be there.

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She laughed, “ That will just break his heart, maybe if you tell him he will call off the whole wedding, but they might try to pair you off with Rabastan. And I would hate to have to cut his balls off.” Lucinda smiled at her. “ Would rather marry someone I love and could have fun with, but we don’t have to be marry to rule the world together. I think romantic love was a one and done for me, I’m fine with that.” Lucinda looked around the room. “ Pretty much.”

“I honestly don’t know which would be worse. You know Rabastan told me the same thing and I’m almost close to believing he’s better. At least he thinks we’re all equally below him” she joked. She grabbed her hand and pulled it to her mouth to kiss it. “We will rule the world no matter what.” she said softly. “You say that now. Then we get married and you find your actual true love and get bitter that I’m your first marriage.” she joked mostly but it was a fear she held when it came to any thought of marriage. It’s why she fell more in line with Rabastan or Amycus because she knew none of this was romantic with them it was never supposed to be and they don’t expect anything romantic from anything. She wanted better for her best friend. “It’s a good thing we at least have each other

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Lucinda snorted at her comment, “ Will you have to get a bed so all three of you can fit?” she teased. Lucinda thought over what she said for a moment, Lucinda was sure she only loved one person romantically and while it didn’t work out, she doubt she would love anyone’s like that. “ I would rather marry someone I love anyway, then someone that would letter break my heart. I know you wouldn’t do that.” Lucinda was a hopeless romantic, but she was always a realist and just because she wanted to be in love forever, didn’t mean someone else would and she wouldn’t risk her heart. “ See, I am already looking out for you, but mainly myself. If  I get stuck in a corner with anyone that smells heavily of inbreeding I will need drinks.”

“Hell no. No kink shaming but I’m so not into any of that and do not want to be a part of that.” she said crossing her arms over her chest as if X-ing out the idea. “Luce you are a romantic. I’d rather you marry someone who you’d have a full relationship with. Not everyone is that twat and not everyone is going to break your heart.” she said softly. “Oh you mean everyone here.” she said looking around the room with a critical eye.

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“ He is afraid of being outdone and would rather keep you down than let you grow to be the amazing person you are. He is all fine with his sister being better than him, not his wife.” Lucinda wanted to find him tonight and at least hex him to making a fool of himself tonight. Lucinda smiled, shaking her head. “ You make it seem like something I wouldn’t enjoy just as much as you. You deserve the world, and I am happy to burn it down for you and make whatever way you want it. Now let’s go get something to drink.”

“What like there’d be any difference. He’d still be shagging both of us.” she said with a laugh. “Except don’t you want to marry someone you love romantically.” she said simply. She’s known for a while that wouldn’t be her in any relationship not that she’d ever openly admit it. She didn’t need to explain herself and it’s not like she ever expected to marry for love. But that didn’t mean she was putting that on her best friend who very much could do as she pleased and fall for someone. “Yes please I’m parched and so many of the guests I’m going to need to be drunk to talk to.” she teased.

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Lucinda rolled her eyes, people really needed to get their heads out of their asses. Women and men should be able to chose what they want their role in life. She remembered how much a noose the pureblood lifestyles was like around her neck. “ Hopefully before you have to subject yourself to that sort of torture,” Amycus wasn’t awful, she would rather sleep with his sister than him. “ We would make quite the pair, Em,” she smiled. “ Just saw the word and I’ll make it happen for you.” There was no limit to what she would do for his best friend.

She smiled a bit. She was so grateful she met Lucy. She could absolutely girlboss alone but having someone with her back always made things better. “It’d be different if he could actually handle me being successful. I thought maybe with us being friends once upon a time and who his sister is but he’s just as misogynisticas every other man in my life.” she said with a sigh. “We really would.” she shook her head and pressed a kiss to the girl’s temple. “I wouldn’t ask that of you.” 

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“ Get that tattoos across my forehead, and put it on a billboard. Women are by far the future and the only thing that will save those dumbass men from themselves.” Lucinda would be more than happy to take care of Emma’s parents for her like she did her own, but she wasn’t going to interfere with her life unless she asked her to. She respected her too much to behave like a man. “ Amycus is weak, I’m sure he will get himself locked up or killed and you will  be free. If we marry it would be the event of the century, after honeymooning in Hawaii you’ll come back and run for Minster, and we will be in charge of things,” she smiled squeezing her arm for a shoulder for a moment.  

“Oh I’ve tried but men are too chicken shit to take criticism and their emotional arses still run everything.” she said with a shake of her head. Of course she never thought to ask Lucinda nor would she allow herself to think about the girl’s parents. She didn’t want to have to worry about her job versus her best friend. At least Rodolphus was the Minister so if she said anything about him it would immediately be swept under the rug and pretended like it never happened. “Oh of course but will that be before or after I have to sleep with the arsehole.” she said. “Absolutely. Two fabulous brides and then I’ll have an equal as a partner who could say no to us running the country.” she said leaning against the girl.

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“ We both know women are better at a lot of things besides throwing parties. Life will be so golden when the older generation died and we can finally moved into the 21 century. It’s 2021 for godsake, you shouldn’t have to marry some asshole wannabe alpha male. Honestly we should get married and tell them all to fuck off.”

“Women are superior to every man out there.” she said agreeing. “Bloody hell it’s going to be another century for my parents to die and by that time I’ll be married to some Carrow cause they think I’m some bullshit princess.” she growled. “That would be a breath of fresh air. At least I would care about the person I’m married to rather than planning how to murder them and get away with it.”

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“ I think you are accomplishing it, we both off. The room can’t keep their eyes off of you. You are truly a vison.” She promised looking around the room, it was of course elegant and perfect. “ This is how you throw a paper, and you should remind everyone you did it without a man by your side.”

She shook her head looking at the woman. “Oh no. I am not telling anyone I threw this. My mum can take the credit. Because then it’s all ‘See women are just good for throwing parties. Keep her in the home. It’ll be so good for your husband.’ “ she said mockingly. “I love the praise you’re giving me darling. But no I do not throw parties. That is not my place. If I am forced to be married then my husband is the one planning this shit cause I’d rather use my time working.” she said hating the thought of being a homemaker.

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“ My outfit is nothing compared to yours, darling. You look amazing, though I didn’t doubt you would come ready to kill with your looks.” She said hugging her tightly ignoring everyone around them. Lucinda was always invite to the balls and never cared to come, but this one was host by someone near and dear to her.

“We’re the best dressed here.” she said with a nod as she pulled back. “I planned on showing everyone up. If I have to be here I have to be the hottest and most successful in the room. Aside from you of course.” she said simply glad her friend had come. She herself had not wanted to be here so knowing Lucy was there did make it much better.

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“You’re looking absolutely stunning as always. Glad you could make it with your ever so busy schedule.” she said teasing her best friend before pulling her into a hug ignoring the rest of the arriving guests. If they expected her to be a proper host then they truly knew nothing of her

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Emma’s Pureblood Ball Outfit

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If they had a kid meme Rabastan

@psycholestrange

Name: Alex Vanity

Gender: Male

General Appearance: Well put together and confident.

Personality: Self assured and cocky. Confident in who he is

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Special Talents: Fitting in with a group and reading the room

Who they take after more: Rabastan

Personal Headcanon: With the war coming to a close Emma knew it was a bad idea for her son to share his father's name. While she never hid the pregnancy or child from Rabastan she wouldn't change her mind about the child having her last name when he's born. She didn't know what side was going to win and the chance that the Lestrange name would be tainted was too high. She was going to give her child his best chance. Alex knows well who his father is and what he believed him and Emma has never steered him toward any type of thinking as she didn't care on way or the other but she made sure he knew who he was and where he came from and that gave him a leg up. Having that sense of self allowed him to fit in no matter where he was and still know who he was at the end of it.

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💋 Lucinda

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Sweet and full of as much love as she can give

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💋~ Rabastan

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Rough and messy after a shit ton of alcohol

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He didn’t want to agree with her, but Rod was fragile. If it was anyone else he would call them weak, but Rod was anything but weak, their childhood was proof of that. “ He is fine, he has us in his corner.” He was more than happy to be there for his brother. “ Then I guess we should stay on each other good side.” He said relaxing on her bed. “ isn’t that better than marrying some boring pureblood that would do nothing but be a disappointment. We would have a fun month.” He grinned. “ I will agree, Malfoy and Rosier are both disappointments in the sack. I am sure I am better than little Gamp, or what is so going by now. Talksalot, or something.”

“I’ll be in your corner until I can’t be. I love you both but you have to realize I’m not risking everything for you. I have too much self respect for that just like I hope you’d do the same.” she said honestly with him. She laid next to him turning on her side. “I’ll admit I’d rather you than most my parents are setting me up with but I’m not willing to throw away my self worth on someone who might stab me in my sleep cause he’s tired being beaten by a girl.” she said. “I know you don’t have her name in your mouth. She’s a fucking star above you.”

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“ A crack? Do you honestly believe that?” He wasn’t stupid to how close they are to being found out, but these days the Death Eaters has taken over the ministry and he could get away with just about anything.  “ I am a friend Vanity, calm down.” He said with an eye roll. “ I wouldn’t except anything less from you, Emma. You know if I had to pick a bride, you would be it. Strong, not a pushover.” He said leaning closer to her. “ I’m sure I’m better than the pureblood men you have slept with.” 

“I do. I love Roddie but we both know he’s so fragile.” she said simply. She knew the man get be blown over and she’d support him up until she couldn’t anymore. “And I’m a friend too. Until you prove I can’t be.” she patted his cheek. “We’d fucking rip each other to shreds in a month. You’d be tired of the push back cause you know you can’t get your way with me. And I’d grow bored of your ego.” she said simply she rolled her eyes. “That’s because pureblood men ain’t shit. Whose there to compare you to. Lucius fucking Malfoy. Rosier. Who wants those little pricked assholes when you’re a queen.” she grinned. “now throw in some of the girls and you’d think you’d never seen a puddle you’re blown so far out of the water.