A Voyager's Anonmynous Blog

Has a daughter complex, any/all, 22 y/o minors DNI

[avoyageroflife]

The affini compacts military R&D probably makes a bunch of sickeningly effective weaponry (orbital cannons, plasma grenades, etc) even though they'd never use it in a campaign. Just because some (consenting, digitized) florets like to be the test subjects of missiles trying to track hiding sophants, or plasma grenades shrapnel patterns on things trying to run, or studies seeing what areas in a orbital carpet bombing take the most life

[charl0ttan]

ill promise our nation a boy in every basement and a tongue in every mouth

[terranferalism]

Affini would love the Roman Empire. It would be their favourite part of human history. “Omg a giant empire that heroically pacifies and brings culture and prosperity to lesser, uncivilized cultures? That’s just like us! Plus they like to have gay sex”

[stephiestarrdust-deactivated202]

mutuals can lez out with me btw

[simplysnaps]

lesbian dating app called "The Pound" where puppygirls are up for display and butches scroll through their options and if you don't get matched within 30 days they euthanize y-

[ashes2caches]

that transfem puppygirl needs a loving home and plenty of treats… and maybe a collar also…

[sannleika]

I imagine this is the exact thought process an Affini has when they see a Terran.

[simplysnaps]

lesbian dating app called "The Pound" where puppygirls are up for display and butches scroll through their options and if you don't get matched within 30 days they euthanize y-

[avoyageroflife]

Fun Fact: Belly Buttons have no actual biological or anatomical purpose, they were just put there so that people could tongue kiss girls one more way

[avoyageroflife]

Eggy dysphoric boys who need help discovering themselves as a commodity

[puppygirllaika]

Miss Lakia, can you tell us about your definition of planets (I am actually very curious I just don't know how to phrase it)

omg! what a totally random and unprompted question, thank you for asking!

Yes, my personal definition of a planet is that it has to have a diameter in excess of 0.05% that of it's star (in our case the sun, about 700km), It has to have an eccentricity below 0.25, meaning it can't be in a hyperbolic orbit, and it has to have an inclination within 30 degrees of the ecliptic, otherwise it's just kinda tangential, and it must not orbit a body other then it's star. By this definition, the 21 planets of the solar system look like this, including some unconfirmed ones:

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Ceres

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus

Neptune

Pluto & Charon (they both count as planets because they do not orbit another object, but instead are a binary system that orbit around a common center, the pair of which collectively orbit around the sun)

Haumea

Makemake

Quaoar

2002 MS4

Orcus

Salacia

2002 AW197

2002 AZ84

Varda

Ixion

[butterfly-sapphic]

Ok so what about our moon? It and Earth orbit each other. And I think the moon is bigger than Pluto innit? I don't know much about your other definitions so i wanna hear what you say. But if earth can count (even though it orbits the moon) then maybe the moon counts. Iirc its the 3rd biggest moon in the solar system.

[puppygirllaika]

Incorrect! The earth and moon do not orbit each other, the moon orbits the earth, as the barycenter, or fulcrum of the orbit between the two, is inside the earth itself.

[avoyageroflife]

The Sun-Jupiter Barycenter (the gravitational point which both Jupiter and the Sun orbit around) is outside of the Sun. Would Jupiter be excluded from the list based upon this? The gravitation center of the solar system moves alot, and isn't always inside the sun.

[avoyageroflife]

[avoyageroflife]

Tfw you're at a cute persons house for the first time and they're introducing their plushie collection to you and in the middle of the pile there's a bound, gagged, blindfolded trans woman she uses as a plushie

[avoyageroflife]

Affini who checks florets overnet history, the floret thinking they're being really secret and private with their embarrassing kink, and a few days later their owner has a fun new surprise for them~

[puppygirllaika]

Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Grab one of your plushies, whoever happens to be closest to you right now.

Pause any and all media you've got going on right now.

Pick out a good makeout song (my personal choice is No Witness, by LP) It must be a minimum of 2 minutes long.

Hold your plushie in your arms, close your eyes, and start the song.

Until the song ends, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you must make out with your plushie the whole time. Don't just kiss her on the lips, lets your lips trail down over her, guide her mouth down over your neck for her to nibble at, have fun with it. Maybe moan or whimper a little.

Once the song ends, open your eyes and tell your plushie how amazing she was, and thank her for making out with you, then cuddle with her a bit as you resume what you were doing before.

Alternatively, if you're both a bit hot and bothered after that, you two could always move things to the bedroom...

Either way, you may now resume scrolling. You are immune to this post until sunrise tomorrow.

If you do not have a plushie available, are not in a place where you can do this comfortably, or cannot complete this task for any other reason (including discomfort with the idea itself), you are also immune until sunrise, an immunity which may be repeated as many times as necessary.

[avoyageroflife]

"Psssst, Do you think plommy is still sleeping now?" "Well... have you ever went into her bedroom before and seen her not have morning wood?" "What about her waking up from the loud moaning that comes from here daily?" "Exactly, What do you say we sneak into her room and give her a surprise she'll coo about for ages?" "Hey! You can't call dibs like that"

[sinful-shepherd]

Oh no! We both have an oral fixation and neither of us can get hard what do we do??

[avoyageroflife]

Floret version of "Independence Day" but instead of destroying cities the aliens domesticate everyone, and there's a extra 20 minutes at the end where the main characters plans fall apart and they're all captured and turned into pets by the plampts Call that shit "Dependence Day"