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sassy n purple!

[commission for @doctor-strangewolf]

That final, lewd moan that escapes me just before your powerful swallowing pulls me entirely into your throat, sending me down into the sweltering, gurgling chamber that is your stomach

mascwoman

New bumper sticker 🕺

furryprovocateur

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

punkrock-bottom

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

dovewithscales

Fuck the man, fuck the censors, fuck the advertisers. We are grown ass adults and we say what we want. May this dumpster fire continue to hemorrhage money until it goes under entirely and we all have to swim for it, and make it take with it the careers of everyone involved in this garbage.

cardcunny-sakura-deactivated202

found someone on xiaohongshu making thirst trap style videos of their dog..... and she's so pretty...... why does this dog wearing glasses look so good

cardcunny-sakura-deactivated202

literally fucking gorgeous

cardcunny-sakura-deactivated202

800 notes jesus christ. none of these people would be here if they read my url or realized that i wanna fuck this dog

hemipenal-system

really hot when people follow me and like a bunch of posts but don’t reblog anything. aww is someone embarrassed about how they want a big virile pair of dragon cocks spilling seed into their womb? you don’t want all your friends to know how many clutches you want to be forced to bear? that’s ok, it’ll be our secret <3

thememedaddy

juicydangler

shut up this is adorable

hemipenal-system

life gets way easier when you realize most problems can be solved by either participating in a low-effort hobby or jacking it crazystyle and then listening to really loud music while blissed out from the jacking it

cringecorp

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

sluttylorax

I get an insane amount of pussy.

P-palpitations

U-uncertainty

S-suicidal thoughts

S-stagnation

Y-yearning

natalieironside

One time I was standing around outside with some ppl (idr what we were doing) and I was very very sleepy so I did a big dramatic yawn like a kitty cat.

And this lady came out of the group, very angry, amd shouted at me: "Hey! Cover your fucking mouth when you do that!"

I (1) had never before been told that one ought to cover one's mouth when one yawns and (2) was much too sleepy to conduct discourse on the matter, so I in socratic fashion replied ". . . What?"

And then she said a sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said: "If you yawn without covering your mouth again, I will report you for sexual harassment."

To which I retorted: ". . . What?"

And she narrowed her eyes at me suspicious-like and said "I know what you're trying to do" and she walked away and I never saw her again.

To this day I wonder what indescretion I'm meant to have committed. Do I yawn hornily? Did I put too much cunt in my yawn and so got mistaken for some sort of yawn fetishist? I Do Not Know.

speccychicken

A derg, for sirspacedragon

grackleclaw

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.