Butterfly Sapphire

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[butterfly-sapphic]

HELP ME FIND THESE FOUR POSTS!

Edit: only one post remains!

theres four stores I really really really like and I want to archive. One is nsfw so I'll include under the cut. They're all tumblr originals.

1) story about a girl whose classmate has the ability to rewind time. The protagonist is immune and finds it really annoying. Eventually asking for an amulet to stop her power. The girl is humiliated. Turns out the protagonist is the daughter of Satan or something. It's so good

2) Not good at explaining this. It's a situation where protagonist is captured or enslaved and gets like one chance to "outsmart the devil" or whatever. They choose to be bound together until protagonist wishes to leave. Antagonist laughs at the idea and spends centuries making protagonist commit horrible atrocities only until realizing that they are the true prisoner and beg to leave. It's revealed this isn't the first time protagonist has done this

EDIT: Found

3) story about a man who sleeps near a sphinx and answers the riddles correctly until the sphinx befriends it. Eventually the man grows old and the sphinx gives easier riddles out of love. The sphinx protects the man and mourns his loss after his death.

EDIT: Found and found and found (three different versions of the prompt.)

4) Story about like a robot girl who comes home to a present that she is told that she can't open until her gf comes home. She ignores that and the present is a huge monster knot. She puts it on and starts jerking off but gets no release. She realizes she can't remove it either. She's constantly more and more edged and desperate until her gf finally comes home and let's her cum (not without punishment). I think the whole house gets really hot due to the robot processing fans.

EDIT: found

[butterfly-sapphic]

A weird thing about owning a snake during winter is sometimes you need to poke them to see if they're still alive and it makes you feel weird as a parent

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[butterfly-sapphic]

partially-managed mental illness be like "girl this is not worth killing ourselves over. Stop saying that at mild inconveniences and wait for the big issues"

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[butterfly-sapphic]

Girls who squirt ^_^

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[natalieironside]

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[butterfly-sapphic]

The sun spends every second of her life trying to kill you ok?

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[butterfly-sapphic]

YouTube used to have a small pop up with an x

Now it can play ads for 3 minutes and lets you skip the last 5 seconds.

What the actual hell

[hellyeahscarleteen]

"[...] there’s never a healthy way to “get” anyone to have sex with us when they don’t want to. Someone either wants to be sexual⁠ with us or they don’t, and when they don’t, that’s something we just need to accept, not try and change.

If and when we try and persuade someone to be sexual with us when that’s not something they’re feeling or want, be that persuasion with physical force or with words, then if that person took part in sex with us in any way? It would no longer be consensual: it would instead be an abuse⁠ or assault."

Heather Corinna, He Doesn't Want to Have Sex Anymore: How Can I Change His Mind?

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[lakemojave]

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

[lakemojave]

The rest of the dialogue is just outtakes from the Vampire the Masquerade player's manual

[calellon]

at the end of the day it's about who you'd creampie in missionary. forehead to forehead. while maintaining eye contact

[clowngirlcreampie]

new ask game tell me if youd do this to me