IT WASN'T ME

HI MY NAME IS CAL AND WELCOME TO JACKASS

[thespiangeist-deactivated201509]

if you could please reblog this if you are a homestuck-friendly blog, i’d be really happy! i need peeps to follow!

[oldtimescratch]

[o]

[awakenedmarionette]

SCRATCH PLEASE

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AS A REWARD FOR ME COMING BACK AND GRACING YOU ALL WITH MY PRESENCE

YOU SHOULD SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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I'M ALIVE

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FUCK BOYS GET MONEY

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

u say robot? I’m on the way

[awakenedmarionette]

I HATE SUNDAYS

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ANY ARGUMENT CAN BE WON BY BEING LOUD ENOUGH, TRUST ME, EVEN THE BIGGEST, SCARIEST LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKERS BACK DOWN IF YOU GET LOUD ENOUGH

I'M 5 FOOT EVEN AND A PUPPET, HOW DO YOU THINK I SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD

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[daftpnk-deactivated20131109]

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

[dogvines]

[awakenedmarionette]

MAN FUCK ROBOTS

BUT ALSO

FUCK ROBOTS

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cynicalraincoat replied to your post: IT’S FUCKING RAINING

"I am well equipped for this situation."

"I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU OVER MY FUCKING HEAD."

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galacticgoodnight replied to your post: IT’S FUCKING RAINING

chill

I AM MADE OF 30% CLOTH I WILL NOT CHILL

I DON'T LIKE BEING SOGGY

[awakenedmarionette]

IT'S FUCKING RAINING

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SEDUCE ME WITH HEART SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

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HELLO UMBRELLA