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[awaywardmoon]

24 and I still love Be More Chill. What does that say?

[anxietyproblem]

[awaywardmoon]

We’re not more prepared or even more advanced—we just say “fuck it” more often because we’ve already accepted life’s bullshit due to immense amounts of self-hatred and the ability to understand just how screwed we are whether we eat the chips or not👌🏾

[doodle-empress66]

I was so thrilled when Amethyst regained her memories first.

It felt like Steven prioritized her well-being first and foremost because they always had more of a sibling relationship as opposed to his parent-child relationship to Pearl and Garnet.

On another note, it should be a crime how cute their tap dancing is together. But how does Steven managed to make that sound with flip-flops?

[awaywardmoon]

This scene especially gets to me because you can visibly see how tired Steven is. He’s drained, he can feel it, we can SEE it—but even this tired, he’s going to prioritize Amethyst and her memories and her sense of self because he’s just that selfless. This theme continues the entire movie. He’s simply not hesitating to put everyone else before himself because he knows it’s important to others. In all honesty, he could’ve just said “forget it, I’ll live with The Diamonds” I mean, they’ve OFFERED at this point and would GLADLY take him and the CG’s, and even Greg! But he simply ignores that feeling and fights for his home and the homes of the people around him despite being literally and mentally drained of everything—including who he is.

[riyerose]

We gotta talk about this. This is peak *chef kiss*. YOU HEAR ZACH'S VOICE, THIS MAN'S SOUNDS SO MELODIOUS AND SPECTACULAR, BOSS ANIME FIGHT SCENE TIMES 10,000!

[movedaccount12345-deactivated20]

Drift Away - Steven Universe: The Movie (2019)

[awaywardmoon]

💔

[dedesinha]

like or reblog if you save.

[finnwolfhards]

THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY

creds to @hoaxsteve on twitter !!

[sakura-haruka]

[sarahcamerons]

I’ll be there for you, ‘cause you’re there for me too.

[eddie-and-richie]

Current mood: Jim Hopper anytime anyone opens their mouth

[jimmyhopper]

#ICONIC DUOS

[therealjacksepticeye]

Hey seàn if you had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Love your work by the way and just bought a limited edition hoodie and can't what for it to get here, so thank you💚

I would spend the entire day surrounded by my closest friends telling them all how much they meant to me. Do some fun shit like rollercoasters followed by a lovely quiet evening of dinner and chatting around a fire

[awaywardmoon]

I...i fucking can’t...? I JUST....CANT!

[awaywardmoon]

Guys

LisTen

LisTeN

Listen

listen

OoooOoOoo

TRANSGUYS ARE REAL GUYS.

Thank you you for coming to my TedTalk.

[dynamicsymmetry]

Good stuff.

[eerian-sadow]

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[flaming-of-fandoms]

Look at Jake

Okay now look at Christine

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens