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I am return.

been busting ass on this partial suit. would you believe this is my first actual fursuit ? Ive modified a cat skull mask I got from Walmart, but that's about it

#furry fandom #furry

oh god it looks like twitter now

*redownloading Tumblr and logging in like I didn't log off for the last 3 years almost*

alivehouse

I hear things are going to hell again with monetization attempts 👀💀 also hello, I'm not dead yet. You previously knew me as Chocosaurus-rex

tiktoks-we-like

heathyr

The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time

carrionthird

[I deserve… husband of the year award.

I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it home… and he calls me… to say… tsa wouldn’t let them bring their 80$ lush hair… product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.

so guess who’s going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?

we’re here.

*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*

that was. so shady.

there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* ‘excuse me, just gotta… heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.’

*running the product through his hair* if he thinks he’s getting this back he’s wrong.]

babyanimalgifs

This praying mantis standing its ground

(via)

dustflier-deactivated20210913

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

melodyquill

Demolition man: shoo, I don’t want to hurt you

Preying Mantis: THAT’S WHAT A FUCKIN WIMP WOULD SAY, FIGHT ME GERALD

samandcheesewinchesterr

wait how fucking big is that thing

mc1303

mantis can get p big my friend

the bigger they are the more fire in their souls

Seeking Witcher themed role players for a large, discord based group rp!

Hello, we are The Witcher: Requiem! We are set 20 years after the events of TW3. We are an inclusive community who welcomes people and writers of all types! Participate in threads as you see fit or hang out on the sidelines as a reader. We also will have events planned for people to participate in based around holidays or ideas that staff or members have come up with! Members are allowed to suggest and write for events as well, as we welcome all ideas!

We are a literate role playing group, meaning we would like to see at least 250 word responses in paragraph format. We welcome writers and readers age 16+. Writers are allowed to write for up to two characters, however, if you select a limited character type (listed just below), you cannot play a second, limited character type. So if you play a Witcher, you cannot also play a mage or a bard.

We do have a lot of freedom with OC's and somewhat limited freedom with Canon characters due to the time jump. Here are limited character types, as well as how many slots are available for them as of posting:

1. Witcher

- School of Wolf (0/2)

- School of Bear (2/3)

- School of Cat (0/2)

- School of Viper (0/2)

- School of Griffin (1/2)

(limit for female witchers has been reached. No more female witchers allowed)

2. Mage (0/5)

3. Bard (1/6)

We hope to see you join our wonderful group and to welcome you to our wonderful community here in Witcher: Requiem! PM me for more details!

#witcher #witcher 3 #witcher 2 #witcher yennefer #witcher jaskier #jaskier #yennefer #geralt #geralt of Rivia #dandelion #triss #triss merigold #yennefer of vengerberg

I scared my friends just now by pointing out that we are closer to our 10 year reunion date than we are to our graduation date 😂

Oops

strolling-in-the-moonlight

If Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax had been in place from 1982, Jeff Bezos would still have had a net worth of 49 billion dollars, and Bill Gates would have had 14 billion dollars.

In exchange for that, all Americans would have been granted universal child- and healthcare. Student debt would be regularly relieved, and the federal education budget would be 4 times larger.

Vote as if lives depend on it. Because they do.

freedom-outlaw

If you take bezos money, his service would cease to exist.

And so would your utopia.

strolling-in-the-moonlight

Bezos would still have 49 billion dollars, more money than he could ever spend no matter how hard he tried. That's hardly taking "all his money".

daughterofscotland

Also, I love amazon, but if I have to give it up for universal health care and free tuition? Fuck it, I’mma gonna go back to the stores and brace the masses in a heartbeat

badjokesbyjeff

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”