Got a spam call that hung up on me so I called the number back. The silly people had an option to be connected to a real person. So I get them on the phone and play Cannibal Corpse (Hammer Smashed Face) really loud.
They hang up.
So I call back and get a new person. I play Cannibal Corpse (Dead Human Collection).
They hang up.
So I call back and get a new person. I play Cannibal Corpse (Addicted to Vaginal Skin).
They say “screw you” and then hang up.
So I call back and get a new person. I play Cannibal Corpse (Blunt Force Castration).
The guy starts laughing. Just cracking up. He then yells “Thank you, have a good day sir!” And then hangs up.
So its been a good day.













