Crazy Programmer

Your not-so-average 20-something carving out a path for himself. My ramblings and musings about life, computer science, and my disdain for Javascript.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Roommates are better than friends because they have to give you a two weeks notice before they leave you

[quotethat]

I think about you. But I don’t say it anymore.

Marguerite Duras, Hiroshima Mon Amour (via quotethat)

[huffpost]

True obedience!

[just-six]

I’m okay, but I’m not okay.

six word story // pinkgirlinablueworld (via just-six)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me, a concerned white suburban mom

me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady Catholic School, asking every player that walks by* me: are you the one who taught my son to say “Deez Nuts”

[words-of-emotion]

You’re not the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or a week ago. You’re constantly changing; experiences don’t stop. That’s life.

(via words-of-emotion)

[awesomecrazyprogrammer-blog]

BDJM

Bondage, Discipline, Java and Masochism

[cl4ptrap-blog]

[anakinobiwan]

I just love this quote. It’s so easily overlooked, seen as unimportant, until you see the prequels. Because then you realize how utterly true and heartbreaking that phrase is. “He died about the same time your father did.” Meaning that Obi-Wan, that is, everything that made him who he was, his faith, his joy, his light, was murdered, killed, at the same time that Anakin was lost to the Dark Side. When Anakin became Vader, Obi-Wan became Ben. Anakin and Obi-Wan died together on that planet. Only Vader and Ben left it alive. One full of hate and darkness, the other a broken shell that was merely existing, not even really living. These two men were so deeply entwined, so bonded together in the force, that when one died, so did the other. That is the real definition of true love.

[operationmagnitude-deactivated2]

Oh my god.

[eridiculous]

#HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU

[renoirs]

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait no… No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[renoirs]

I don’t care who you are, if a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of you better act impressed.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[renoirs]

Have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[yoursummerdreamz]

[wnq-writers]

If you’re sad about old memories, make new ones.

Dino Ahmetovic (via wnq-writers)

[dreamjerky]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Ten different responses to unwanted dick pics.

[thethingaboutprogramming]

The thing about programming is that you only spend around 10% of your time actually writing the code; the rest is spent cursing, crying and staring blankly at the screen while your brain struggles to keep track of the million moving parts in your project.

(via thethingaboutprogramming)

This is my life!

[gingerbrownies]

I think a lot of us are like Dory :(

[awesomecrazyprogrammer-blog]

Every day!