Sodom and Garfunkel

It’s me, Tom, the gay from Bridget Jones’ Diary

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

This one goes hard...

[only-tiktoks]

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

"We find ourselves in weird situations all the time. We get out of weird situations all the time too. You know, it's rumored that Houdini would dislocate his shoulder to get out of a straitjacket. But that's not true, he didn't actually do that. You don't have to hurt yourself to wiggle out of strange and odd conditions. You really have to be a little bit flexible. If you're willing to make mistakes… to look a little foolish in public sometimes… if you're willing to experience a little bit of discomfort… The thing is, with resistance, flexibility, and willingness, there are no inescapable situations."

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[guerrillatech]

[daliborsdelight]

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

[non-beingnary]

This shit costs 200rs... 2.1 $ or something... Why the fuck Americans are okay with this...

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

(X) (X)

ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

[nondeterminism-deactivated20191]

[1nd2rd3st]

I really thought this was going to have an inspirational ending. And it certainly did.

[ms-demeanor]

Some days it’s really hard to express how much I love the internet and all its wonderful random pop culture obsessions.

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

this man is the one true ally

[americann-idiot]

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

[nevereacheaven]

CC:

Brother: What does the order mean?

Person filming: They/she?

Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?

Person filming: They- they more than she.

Brother: Oh god

[laughter from the person filming]

Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?

[more laughter]

Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?

[berkelbites]

[enki2]

[clownboybebop]

I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

[clownboybebop]

not that I don’t appreciate the tags reassuring me that at least it was better than shoplifting, very supportive very sweet, but you are voicing this opinion from imagination world bc there is no question that shoplifting would have been immeasurably cooler then whatever the fuck this was

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[coldswarkids]

[priezpourlui]

[hotcoward]

cyberfrot

[abalidoth]

Two trucks having wrecks

[the-motan]

two trucks having wrecks

[lithish]

(via @lagowings)

[wrecursion]

oh my god

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[freifraufischer]

[darthmelyanna]

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]