I don't post often

I'm in a lot of fandoms. My biggest hyperfixations are Marble Hornets, Wreck it Ralph, How To Train Your Dragon, and more that I don't have the time to name lmao Not a minor. :P

[awesomesauceoppossumposse]

This is going to be a long one (AU Update)

At long last I have finally finished the writing portion of my AU stuffs. It's not perfect, but it is my brain thoughts getting out so hip hip hoorayy! The format WILL change once I get to the more lore-heavy AUs. I hope you enjoy!

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Monster High and Ever After High

Monster High

King Candy

Candy / Bug monster

He has VERY MILD shapeshifting abilities based around what he eats, but none of the transformations are permanent.

He always carries around candy to treat his 'subjects'.

He's the kind of manipulative to get to know someone and then slowly start training their relationship like a dog (hence the candy).

Other monsters would swear up and down that he has some sort of mind-control ability, but he doesn't.

He is the main reason Turbo has any kinds of friends, due to his influence and mind games.

Turbo

Ghost / Virus monster

He has much stronger shapeshifting abilities than King Candy, not only based around what he consumes but also just general ability. He can easily blend in with normies, except for the fact that his disguise can visibly glitch and warp especially upon contact. Staying in these forms for too long, outside of transformations based on consumption, give him headaches and cause him to bug out.

Often likes to disrupt / pranks classes by making surrounding technology bug out.

Usually cheats on tests and sells the answers.

Unlike King, he's very blunt. He doesn't bother with manipulation because he assumes that everyone likes him by default, and if they don't like him then they're a loser that he doesn't waste his time with. He IS however a very, VERY jealous person.

Ever After High

King Candy (Renamed Kane Candy since he wouldn't technically be a king (sidenote - doesn't apply to Monster High because King IS his name there))

Roybel

Extremely charismatic, often competing with Daring Charming simply for the love of the game. (He thinks it's very amusing when other royals get flustered or frustrated, and Daring is easy prey)

He likes to maintain a royal status, often doing 'good deeds' and charity and such to do so, and he is very openly friendly with Rebels. If people weren't so charmed by him, they'd see he's friendly with them to an awfully concerning degree.

He often helps pull the strings organize events and other such things, in and out of the school.

Turbo

Rebel

A huge, HUGE narcissist.

He can only stand acting / pretending to a degree before he gets annoyed and frustrated, so he isn't often trusted with secrets until the last minute.

Constantly making shady deals and exchanges for numerous reasons, but mostly trying to figure out how to get back to Wonderland.

Both Kane and Turbo come from Wonderland. Like all the other Wonderland students, they were trapped on this side of the barrier when the Evil Queen's curse was cast. However, they come from a different part of Wonderland that as a result from the curse, had also broken off from the main part of Wonderland, that being the Candy "Kingdom". The Candy Kingdom was a part of the world already constantly fighting against the Queen of Hearts' rule, so they found the curse to be quite beneficial in that sense… it was just a matter of traversing the different worlds that was posing an issue.

Skullgirls and Steven Universe

Skullgirls

I honestly don't have any character points, I just thought they would be fun to design and think of how they would work / their attacks. I like to imagine they'd be the same character, but they can swap forms with each other. Shared base stats and everything, but different effects and attacks. For example, I think Turbo would be more damage heavy, inflicting bleed effects and things like that focusing on close range combat. Whereas KC would be more defense/heal heavy, focused on long range combat.

Steven Universe

Ahh, now we start getting into some of my more lore heavy ideas! SPOILERS FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE AHEAD!

Turbo is a Citrine. During the war, Citrine tries to start his own colony essentially, aided by all the other gems in his squad. Obviously, the Diamonds don't like that (plus the whole thing with the war is they're already dealing with a similar situation with Rose Quartz and they don't need more of that shit in their lives). So, similarly to the Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz situation, he comes up with the grand idea to fake his death. He sets up a Scapolite in his place when the Diamonds' armies come to shatter him.

He gathers up his shattered comerades and flees. After forcefully fusing them together (incorrectly so they lose / have false memories and appear mutated/defected) Yellow Diamond style, he begins his new kingdom, campaigning as a safe place for defective gems (like the off-colors). He doesn't allow Scapolite to fully regenerate, wearing the normal-looking part in his bow to appear as a Scapolite himself rather than a Citrine (King Candy transformation). The remaining shards of Scapolite are locked away in order to prevent full regeneration from happening.

Of course the downside to this is that he can no longer show off his own gem or his wings, which was something he took great pride in.

My Little Pony and Wings of Fire

My Little Pony

Turbo starts off as a pegasus. He would, of course, hold the record for THE fastest flier… until a particular pale blue pegasus pony RUINED HIS LIFE!!!

The RoadBlasters incident of this universe is when Rainbow Dash performs the first sonic rainboom! I like to imagine that Rainbow Dash would idolize the absolute hell out of Turbo, and in this universe this is where her love of racing began. I like to imagine she had a Scootaloo-type devotion to Turbo (following him around, trying to impress him, ect), the difference of course being that Rainbow Dash actually likes Scootaloo, and Turbo wanted to curb stomp this child. BUT ANYWAYS! Overcome with jealousy, Turbo does what any sensible man-child would do and flies off to mope about how this philly is absolutely ruining his career. He ends up flying a little too close to the Everfree Forest, and gets struck by a stray lightning bolt. This ends him up in the forest, where he is then cursed and turned into a changeling. He ABSOLUTELY 1000000000% blames this on Rainbow Dash as well.

Obviously, he couldn't return to Cloudsdale like this, which he did indeed try, traumatizing a whole generation of children in the process but minor details, so he was forced to get by on his own. Even after learning how to use his shapeshifting abilities, he never went back due to a growing hate for the city. He wandered for quite some time before he found Sourbelle, and along the way he learned a few other tricks. Dark magic comes with the Everfree territory, after all. Sourbelle, also feeling quite rejected from the Breezies after having been left behind, helped him scout out a village in desperate need of a new leader. The ponies there just so happened to be particularly susceptible to brainwashing / hivemind spells… (he's going to kick Starlight Glimmer the absolute hell out lmao)

Very minor detail, but his name is King Candycane rather than just King Candy. I just thought that would be very silly

Wings of Fire

Turbo is a Skywing-Sandwing hybrid named Twister. He presents mostly as a Skywing, and lives in the Sky Kingdom. Extremely competitive, impulsive, aggressive. SPOILERS FOR WINGS OF FIRE AHEAD!

Similarly to the My Little Pony AU, Twister is outshined by another skywing and gets extremely hostile over it. He ends up attacking the skywing during battle, and is sentenced to death for friendly fire. With Queen Scarlet being how she is, rather than immediately executing him, he is to be sent to fight in the arena. This gave him the opportunity to break free and escape, to which he kidnaps this AU's version of Vanellope, a Skywing Animus with defective wings named Flycatcher. He threatens the dragonet into doing his bidding, bringing out his Sandwing qualities and colors to create a disguise. Of course, he doesn't stop there. He wasn't about to try to just lay low, neither was he about to go right back into war as someone else's pawn. The next spells he has Flycatcher write out boost his charisma and influence, strength, speed, endurance, ect… He wears these spells in the form of a ruby amulet tie. The final spell he made Flycatcher cast, in a similar fashion of how Darkstalker was taken down, was a spell to be eaten that would cause Flycatcher to completely forget her animus abilities and drive her away from ever returning to the Sky Kingdom.

Using his newfound influence and enhanced physical capabilities, he takes the Sandwing throne by force, causing further chaos and confusion in the war as King Zenith.

Wing References

I'll be working on other characters as well as expanding the stories, but of course I have to start with my bias. Turbo, my beloved

[peregrinethegryphon]

So I’ve started watching Legends of Avantris…

[xxchipxx]

quick turbo doodle❣️

[likamezz]

as if they were holding your hand

Harlequin

The grip is confident, almost possessive, with fingers clasped tightly together as if they have no intention of letting go. There is energy and impulsiveness in this gesture, as if to say, “I'm holding you, so you're with me.”

Jester

This is not a rough grasp, but a playful intertwining—a light, almost dance-like touch. The fingers are bent gently, as if the gesture is accompanied by a binary smile or bow.

Doctor

The grip is calm and supportive, not squeezing, but holding. The fingers gently wrap around yours, as if checking your pulse or simply letting you feel his beloved patient nearby.

Ticket Taker

Here, the gesture is more formal and gentle. The fingers are not intertwined, but touch each other lightly. It resembles a gallant touch or a polite gesture of accompaniment.

Pierrot

The grip is firm and emotional. You can see the tension in his fingers. The gesture speaks of passion and strong attachment, trying to stay with you longer like this, alone with your touch, as if you might disappear.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[darkwingismycity]

I can’t stop thinking about this.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[awesomesauceoppossumposse]

The Dazzlings vs Saja Boys debate

Am I completely late to the party on this one? Yes. Do I care? Absolutely not. I'm going to subject you to my opinions today.

I feel like when people compare the Dazzlings to the Saja Boys and so confidently claim that the Dazzlings would win, no competition, they're conveniently forgetting that in terms of how their powers work, the Dazzlings are just a more competent Velvet and Veneer. They're complete phonies that rely on outside sources for their talent. I think we're also forgetting the fact that the Saja Boys are LITERAL DEMONS? WHO EAT PEOPLE? But I'm getting ahead of myself. I would also like to mention that, if we were to project the plot of KPDH onto MLPEG, the Dazzlings wouldn't even be the main competition and quite frankly wouldn't be a target unless they made themselves a target, which brings me to my next point.

As clever and evil as they are, the Dazzlings are still petty high school girls at their core and act that way, too. In the original plot of Rainbow Rocks, the girls were able to defeat them while still playing fair. The only scenarios in which the Saja Boys would play fair with the Dazzlings is if they were to either use the Dazzlings to further their cause (bringing down the Honmoon) or simply entertain their ideas out of amusement. Since they are not opponent No.1, I sincerely would not put it past them to just wipe the Dazzlings out for convenience if they got too annoying (either by exposing them as phonies or again, straight up just eating them or letting other demons eat them), because the only point of playing fair in the original plot of KPDH is to sway the crowd in their favor and beating Huntrix at their own game. Considering the crowd of EG mainly consists of high schoolers that were already riled up for this 'Battle of the Bands' and have already been shown to not see evil right in their faces on multiple occasions, one of those factors of playing fair is already out of the way. And even further, considering that the girls are just participants and not manufacturers of this competition, I would argue they don't exactly have that second reason either unless they're specifically doing it to get on Dash's nerves, but I digress.

"But why didn't they just eat the Huntrix!" The Huntrix are armed and trained for this specific conflict. The Dazzlings, the girls, and quite frankly the entire high school as a whole, are not.

"But the Dazzlings have the entire school backing them and in love with them and they have mind control!" The Saja Boys had, at the VERY least, an entire city backing them, if we only take into account the locations we see in the movie. And they have also displayed that they also have mind control through extension of Gwi-Ma. Also lets be so serious with the mind control argument, do you really think that even if they can get into the Saja Boys' heads through their negativity to control them, they would get past GWI-MA's INFLUENCE? I think not. They already have a puppetmaster, and he will NOT let a trio of petty high school girls push him off his throne in their heads.

"But what if the Dazzlings were in their siren forms!" I genuinely don't think the conflict between them would last long enough for the Dazzlings to recognize them as an actual threat until it's too late, and big daddy Gwi-Ma is at their front door. And especially if the Saja Boys can sway the other competitors and spectators in a similar way they did in the KPDH movie, which I would argue would cut off a lot of the negative energy that the Dazzlings feed off of in the first place.

Now, mind you, I'm not trying to say that the Saja Boys would sweep the floor with them 100%, but I am saying that it would AT LEAST be a fair fight if not weighed in their favor. I'm tired of people saying that "The Dazzlings would win, no competition!" because yall are CLEARLY not thinking about the circumstances fairly. A lot of people are just biased towards the Dazzlings, either because of nostalgia or because they just don't like K-Pop Demon Hunters as a movie, and don't think any further beyond that. Yes, the Dazzlings are clever, and yes, they are competent. But they're also cocky high school girls and bullies, which even if that furthers their goal and spreads negativity for them to feed off of, does not automatically give them a win against a group of demons with actual genuine talent and charm that could easily match their own, and arguably more years of experience in the sly and sinister field.

But anyways, back to drawing and daydreaming about writing fanfics instead of actually writing them, and thinking about King Candy x Count Olaf because I'm perfectly healthy.

[inkymoonarts]

[mokitobear]

Soooo about the Collector and Harlequin... would you be willing to share with us some of Nior's fantasies regarding the green clown? 👀

And since they are friends with benefits, how often do they actually...? Yk, meet up to have sex?

1. not sure if this counts but he likes when harlequin grabs his tail haha

2. Often. Harlequin helps him blow off steam (or vice versa)

3. He really likes sweets, so he’d appreciate snacks (only if he trusts you haha, he wouldn’t accept something from mc out of caution)

4. He finds harlequin exciting, he likes how forward he is (though he wouldn’t admit it 😸)

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[spirkkock]

my friend just had an art show and they were communicating with the gallerist over email. They could clearly tell that the gallerist was using AI to respond to their emails, but just rolled their eyes and moved on.

and then on the day of the show, my friend asks, "where is the camera I requested?"

gallerist: "you didn't request a camera"

my friend: "I did, and you confirmed that you would have one here."

gallerist: "that isn't true."

and then she proceeded to pull up the email thread, and my friend could see that every single email they had sent had been summarized by AI, and that the gallerist had then had AI write a response to them based on the AI summary, and that the AI had detected that they needed a camera, and confirmed on behalf of the gallerist that they would bring a camera, but because the gallerist had offloaded the work of actually reading and responding, she simply hadn't actually made any note of it herself, therefore didn't bring it, nor did she even know one was needed.

so my friend had done all of this communication about their needs and expectations to be able to make the show possible, and the person whose job it was to read that information and get it done had simply.... not read the information and not done it. because AI.

[blueylago]

I just stumbled upon someone's drawing of Harlequin as a robot. I drew him as a cyborg few weeks ago myself, but I was afraid to share it because no one else had drawn him that way. 😭✌️

[tomatoshka]

The male mom and the human he didn't want.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[dovesndecay]

depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that 

[chaotic-carnifex]

depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

[cyrqoski]

mc petting a good boy while he is resting on their lap