.T.D.A.

Laugh or Leave.

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

when straight people say “let’s get this bread”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[meanplastic]

me: ‘i want a sugar daddy’

an oIder guy: ‘hi’

me:

[meanplastic]

professor: the lowest score was a 42

me: who’s dumbass was that LMAO

professor: it was u

me:

[officialjiggly]

I lick an apple for lunch

[beyunseh-deactivated20211016]

[hungwy]

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

[animatedtext]

[meanplastic]

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

[bearie]

[theshitneyspears]

we ALL getting love and affection and a 2002 toyota corolla in 2019!!!

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[alexander]

how he have service 👀

[awesumsauss]

It's been a HOT minute since I've posted a selfie

get to know the blogger

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

[secfromdisaster-deactivated2016]

[goasthed]

[bloodbending]

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

[studentlifeproblems]