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❝ Wh—– wait. You lost a dog that isn’t yours? How do you even manage to do that? Are you some sort of dog sitter or something? Because… I hate to tell you this & be the Gordon Ramsay of petsitting, but: you’re doing a pretty crappy job at it. But to answer your question, no. I… I guess I could help you though? ❞
❛I’m dog sitting for my Dad and Mom. Its my little brother’s dog though and if I don’t find it I’m certain he’ll hate me forever. He’s already not too fond of me. I don’t know how I lost the thing. If you could help me I’d love that. I really need to find it.❜
THE honest stranger was a breath of fresh air to Renee’s life in bars filled with assholes and douchebags. “ At least you’re honest, dude. Of course I’ll pay for your beer. “ Renee gave the money to the bartender and then looked at the unknown male. “ If this is a elaborate attempt for you to meet chicks, it’s a good one. I’m Renee. Nice to meet you.“ The blonde smiled, holding her own beer in one of her hands while she extended the other one for a handshake.
A half-smile danced on his lips when she handed the bill to the bartender; it was another stressed relieved for him. ❛Its not one I assure you, and if it was it probably wouldn’t work all that well, because it makes me look like a freeloader…You know now that I think about it, that definitely sounds like the kind of thing I’d whip up.❜ Putting his hand forward to met hers, Luke now let the smile form completely against his fair flesh. ❛Lucas or Luke, whatever you prefer. I’d say its nice to met you but it’s more than nice. You are a lifesaver.❜
Let It Be - The Beatles (1970)
And when the night is cloudy There is still a light that shines on me Shine on until tomorrow, let it be I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
RENEEAPPLEBUM
❛I know I don’t know you and this is going to make me sound like a real lowlife, but can you pay for my beer? I swear I’ll pay you back somehow, it’s just that I left my wallet in my hotel and I already ordered this–❜ Luke let out a defeated sigh, throwing his head back as he did so. ❛–God I’ve reached new lows.❜
( starter call bc i’m superrrrrrr bored and why not? )
I know it’s long, but watch it if you can. It’s not just about fame, and it might just be what you needed. It meant the world to me.
TORRIENADO
❛Have you seen a dog? It’s like, white and blackish and kinda looks like a nice bowl of ice cream which sounds really good right– sorry, sorry getting off track. But it’s small and I lost it and its not mine so I really need to find it.❜
( starter call bc i'm superrrrrrr bored and why not? )
more cowbell
it’s general roleplay appreciation day: place positive thoughts on the person you reblogged this from in the tags. !!!
The Incredibles (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
"'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
"Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
"It will be bold! Dramatic!"
"No capes!"
"I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
"The public is in danger!"
"_______ doesn't have any powers."
"Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
"We survived but we're dead!"
"This is a hobo suit, darling."
"I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
"And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."
"That's a new feature."
"Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"
"Stop right now, or you're fired!"
"Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"
"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."
"You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"
"See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."
"Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
"My God, you've gotten fat."
"Normal? What do you know about normal?"
"The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"
"_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."
"Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"
"Honey, you know why we can't do that."
"You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."
"The last thing you need is temptation."
"Pull-yourself-together!"
"I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."
"Fight! Win!"
"Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."
"I work alone."
"I am your biggest fan."
"And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"
"We get there when we get there!"
"You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."
"_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
"Yes, words are useless!"
"Yeah. No school like the old school."
"I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
"While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."
"I can't lose you again!"
"Your identity is your most valuable possession."
"They will kill you if you give them the chance."
"I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"
"(S)He starts monologuing."
"Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"
"Just like old times, huh _______?"
"Luck favors the prepared."
"(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."
"It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."
"_______, you're making weird faces again."
"That was the best vacation ever!"
"I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."
"To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."
"You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"
"Valuing life is not weakness."
"If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."
"Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."
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me: my poor child who did this to you
me: [did this to them]
( my favorite fact in the whole world is the fact that all of the himym main cast (aside from the mother but tbh she wasn't really a main, main) have kissed neil. )
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite movies ↳ the kings of summer (2013, dir. jordan vogt-roberts)
“where are we?” “someplace they won’t find you.”
