Awful Fortune Cookies

[moredevilthanjoy]

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

[thechronicleofshe]

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic

[dat-soldier]

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties

[magiashley]

kleiner got realer and realer until he became one of us

[halflifegifs]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the berserk ape in a labcoat on the left

[hawfstuff]

[infamouslydorky]

Half-life sketchdump from twitch stream requests

lotta peeps asked for half-life on twitch so here it is:

vacation juice

[infamouslydorky]

Sentient Half-Life AI sketchdump

bonus gman stuff:

[infamouslydorky]

I still can’t get over the fact it was Mike (gman/stagehand) that came up with the “All Dogs go to Heaven 2″ gag as revealed in the behind the scenes stream

[omagujisoda]

uhhh theyr gals!!

[archive101814]

i hope you won’t forget us

[hydroflorix]

[zombieeparty]

dont fuck with the science teaaaaaaaaam!

[calhaspam-deactivated20241208]

just keep walking gordon

[batz]

gordon u  cant just tell gay ppl 2 stop destroying ur living room bc of their impromptu boxing matches thats Home Of Phobic…

[9uys]

[calhaspam-deactivated20241208]

look gordon sometimes bein an AI aint all that great

[spidermanifested]

it is a lovely day at black mesa, and you are a horrible security guard.

remember the funny thing i said about untitled goose game but you play as benrey. well it appears that my creative impulses tend heavily towards “makes shitpost. has a chuckle or two at shitpost. considers shitpost further. spends 5 years working on overly detailed manifestation of shitpost. Regrets Existence”

anyways half life vr but the ai is self aware remains the best thing ive watched in an extremely long time

[blue-shadows-in-the-night]

[gearlic]

Wow AI is so advanced these days!