Do… ya’ll know how much crap those big strollers hold? And why? Cause, I’m sure there are rich annoying people I’d hate with them - see them all the time. But we have a big two-seat (Front and back, side by side is OBNOXIOUS). It can hold a full trunk of groceries. It can actually take small obstacles on the sidewalk and curb and even go over dirt because sometimes there is uneven pavement that small wheels just won’t climb. Or you have to go off pavement because there ISN’T any. I can hold the diaper bag which, with formula, water, diapers, spare clothes, wipes, and snacks, gets really heavy around hour three.
Not to mention ours can be re-arranged, letting the kids face each other if they6 want to play or forward if they want or be entirely covered because nap time doesn’t wait for life. Ours also has a low impact safety rating because self-absorbed drivers won’t put down their phones even in parking lots.
Yep, there are small strollers. they can fold ON THE CHILD. They break easily. They won’t take bad cement or curbs or dirt. The fabric can mold (Ours is washable and mold resistant).
So sure, a lot of these yuppie shits are just wearing their kids as conspicuous spending. But a lot of us at the <25k$ spent a BIG bit of our income to ensure that our stroller would do its damn job. And when our first one-child stroller wasn’t enough and we got the two kid stroller? We gave the one kid stroller to another family that needed it. Because, unlike the cheap stroller made of dollar store curtain rods, that one will last for a decade or more. It can serve three or four families and keep working. And do so safely. Oh, and that one? It can also be used with a detachable baby seat for a car. A crash rated car seat, unlike the cheap ones that offer no side-impact safety or vertical restraint. And when we don’t need the two-seater which we dubbed the Bradley? It’ll go to another family, too.
So, I’m sorry if we’ve ever taken up a lot of space and made you momentarily uncomfortable.
No, I’m not. I busted my ass to make sure we’d have the best stroller, the safest, for our children. If someone is being obnoxious and taking up more room than they have to, they’re crap. Sure, granted. But strollers are bigger because we realized they need to be. You can get a cheap and small child seat for a car, too. But I bought one that is 65 lbs, steel framed, has impact resistant side panels, head protection, and can size from 9 months to 3.5 years old. You can get a slightly more expensive one, but the safety rating doesn’t change. It’s a LOT bigger than the one I had as a kid. But this one is practically a survival pod, mine was more a back brace with straps.
So fuck off with that pseudo intellectual “lololol people and their new unnecessary shit” like, I’m an EMT. I did my damn research. And then I bought the SUV stroller because it was the right choice. Lemme tell you, a lot of the big strollers these people walk around with are NOT as good. Not even close. But they don’t know what to look for. They are trying to provide better for their kids than they had, many of them. Stop shitting on parents. Ya’ll don’t want kids? Awesome, I support you and you should never feel the baby pressure. But don’t come at us for shit you know nothing of. Parenthood has no manual and this crap ain’t easy.
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