a whole Motta awesome

Casper Motta in the house! You know, like the friendliest ghost in town, but I can't go through walls. I've tried. I've got a sister or two floating around somewhere, probs across a few oceans, but here's to hoping they'll show up soon. Who's ready to party hardy?

[roycejonesing]

I have soooooo much leftover Easter food.

[roycejonesing]

Mucho soono. Oh my god, you dork.

[awholemottaman]

Hey, you signed up for this, m'lady, you're the one that said yes.

[sex-and-tana]

Then stop saying shit like frolicking. Jesus.

Yeah, he’s here. Which is why things aren’t great. Keep up.

[awholemottaman]

Nope, there is no controlling the flow of words comin' out of my mouth, many have tried and failed at that one.

Hey, you never told me he was here, how was I supposed to know? Is there anything I can do to help or something?

[sex-and-tana]

Frolicking, Casper? Really?

I’m fine, we’re fine. Everything’s fine. Nothing was ever bad, I was thinking things were gonna be though. They’re just…. not great.

[awholemottaman]

Don't you give me that judgey face, put that away right this instant.

They're still not great? Did he come yet?

[roycejonesing]

I have soooooo much leftover Easter food.

[roycejonesing]

Excellent. You coming soon? I miss you.

[awholemottaman]

I miss you too, so the answer is yes, definitely, very soon, mucho soono.

[roycejonesing]

I have soooooo much leftover Easter food.

[roycejonesing]

Yes good. Come over and eat and snuggle with me.

[awholemottaman]

Well, that right there is an offer I cannot refuse, so you have got yourself a deal.

[sex-and-tana]

Nevermind, flower child, nevermind.

What’s been up?

[awholemottaman]

Talk about worst case scenario, man oh man.

Not much, miss, I've just been enjoying the outside world, frolicking about, making friends with nature, same old, same old. How about you, hmm? Are you okay, are things still bad?

[roycejonesing]

I have soooooo much leftover Easter food.

If anyone’s hungry, please come eat all this food or I’ll have ham for a year.

[awholemottaman]

Challenge accepted.

[sex-and-tana]

Jude says he was crying cuz he knew we were gonna eat him. I say he killed the peep who tried to steal his chick and got tatted for it in prison.

[awholemottaman]

[mylittleimaginationworld]

[ohyeahgreysonchanceyeah]

[musicalkyra]

Gah, I’m starting to show a tiny bit, and it’s freaking me out.. I also really want pizza, but then again movement.

[awholemottaman]

Pizza. Sounds. Amazing. Wanna split one? That sounds like a mighty fine solution to our problem here, if I do say so myself.

[knickknack-mac]

Terrible, terrible, terrible.

Well, not really but winter is clearly finally coming to an end but now everything is muddy and I’m trying to figure just what shoes I can sacrifice and deal with them being gross for every day I leave the cabin. If nothing else, the worst feeling I’ve had to deal with in a while is soggy socks.

I literally just wanted to go to the library today. Just as long as it’s not that one librarian who keeps pushing me to read Twilight because she thinks I’ll enjoy it when I clearly have Carl Sagan books in my hand. They’re not even related. 

[awholemottaman]

Mud makes me want it to be like in that scene from The Longest Yard where their field gets flooded, but it's never that muddy, which is a bummer, because that would be wicked fun.

[sex-and-tana]

I can’t. I cannot. Next time I see you you’re gonna have a flower crown on. Ugh. Jude’s dad is coming.

[awholemottaman]

Or maybe one a' those flower headband things, you never know. Who is Jude's dad and why is that a bad thing?

[awholemottaman]

Flippity dippity hippity hip-hop, I almost forgot this was a thing with this not freezing weather we've been having!

[roycejonesing]

I didn’t wanna bug you or anything, but I’ll keep that in mind next time. Mm, yes please!

[awholemottaman]

As if you could ever bug me, that's crazy talk. What would you like to do then, lady's choice.

[awholemottaman]

Flippity dippity hippity hip-hop, I almost forgot this was a thing with this not freezing weather we've been having!

[roycejonesing]

You still weren’t here though, so it’s kinda like you went somewhere. I missed you.

[awholemottaman]

You're always invited to everything I'm doin', my sweet. Would you like to do something in order to unmissify me?

[sex-and-tana]

Oh my god, you hippie. This face of mine is flawless, what are you talking about.

[awholemottaman]

I'm a flower child, what can I say. Well, yes, but that's not what I was referring to, I was talking about the not happy look on your face accompanied with not happy words.

[awholemottaman]

Flippity dippity hippity hip-hop, I almost forgot this was a thing with this not freezing weather we've been having!

[roycejonesing]

Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend’s back~ 

[awholemottaman]

I never even went anywhere, ya goof, not off retreat grounds, at least.