[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[thelategreattownesvanzandt]

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

[nurseblonda-deactivated20140816]

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

[thetowndrugdealer]

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

[hannahhhbieberrr-deactivated201]

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

[undertheniall]

LOVER 😍

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

my food whenever i cook n season it right with the respect it deserves

[adrianshidden]

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken

[duplicatable]

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

[crow--teeth]

when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens

[crow--teeth]

made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it

[lady-neurotica-deactivated20210]

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

[kushmiri-deactivated20150722]

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

[lovlae]

haaaaate seeing rich ppl mansions that are so modern and minimal and severe like an art museum or smth…like hello ur in the perfect situation to build the coziest most ethereal home full of unique treasures and ultimate comfort. instead u buy beds and couches that look like they’re from roblox. anyways 

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[toastbutteregg]

me after i tell people to leave me alone

[boethiah]

enough is enough. i’m going to weave a fucking tapestry