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Sitting here with my dogs sitting in front of me as I try to draw dog pokemon and I'm still like how the fuck do I dog.
I actually really like Milotic.
I’d spend days trying to catch a feebas myself in D/P/P, searching for that literal sweet spot of feebas data. I eventually gave up and got one off trade.
So apparently I have a rare pokemon card. huh. I was looking at old cards since I recently found my old set and it turns out one's a rarity. Dark Raichu from the Rocket pack, holo card 83/82. I don't even care what this is worth this is just so cool. Specially since I bought the card in a card shop when I was like 10 for 25 cents.
Would anyone be interested in this?
So I've been working on this rp idea for a while now (very off and on since I try to work on it when I'm in the groove) and I'm wondering if anyone would be interested. To summarize the rp is a small pokemon community/town opening up for people to move in and get things going. A lot of events are being worked on in advanced to make sure everythings set ahead of time. Basically people join the town with a pokemon (can be a main blog or side blog) and they're added to the member registry (for my sake of keeping track) but outsiders can join in rps and some events (for characters who have homes but like to visit new places. There's no activity check and people can be active at their own pace, so there's no pressure to always do something. Admittedly some events are art based and I'm going to try and find a way to make it open to non artist (this is for pokemon contest honestly). There's all kinds of things planned and I'd love to give this town a try. I could do it on DA but there's enough pokemon rp groups (and every crossover under the fucking sun) there and I don't really wanna add. I'm not one for understanding forum stuff sadly and honestly I'd love to try something like this for the pokemon ask community(I see stuff like this for other rp communities). Iunno if this has been done before, sorry if someone thinks I'm stealing their idea. So yeh, this is just a summary of the idea and like I said I have most of the stuff worked out and there's still some major things being worked on so this won't be out until it's 100% finished but I wanted to see if anyone would be interested in this.
//Just casually anthros pokemon I’ve seen people do those commissions of making a character for each mon, sometimes as a commission, sometimes for fun. I’d only have the motivation if money was involved.
I rly love this design.
Wanna redo this now. With color. One day
Lesbian senpai pumpkin /o7o/
Was reworking mah bug gurly since the group she was for is opening this month.
Got a name change, poofier skirt to hide that bug bubble butt
Stuff I drew when I wasn’t feeling crummy. Oh how things change,
I'd love to do a blog for that Litleo and Lillgant
I miss my laptop. Have a litleo lady being adorable
I love this cutie
Forgive me for the spam of pokemon art reblogs from my art blog I just really wanna share them here//sob
Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for these reasons” AND THE PARENTS GET SO APPALLED AND SAY “NO WAY YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT GAME.” And the look of hatred the kids give me is so raw and pure it gives me fucking life. Damn I miss GameStop.
Keeping online matches safe from annoying 13 year olds.
OKAY FRIENDS SINCE YOU LIKE HEARING ABOUT 13 YEAR OLDS GETTING OWNED LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR AS AN EMPLOYEE OF GAMESTOP.
It was spring 2014, early in the week. Pretty sure it was a Tuesday, but it’s been awhile. It was so dead in our store, I hadn’t seen anyone in over 40 minutes. Eventually, in comes this mom and we start chatting. She said she was here to buy her son a game he wanted, Grand Theft Auto 5, and could I help her find it?
Now, I’m sure many of you are aware how awful Grand Theft Auto 5 is in terms of violence, gore, and sexism. But in case you don’t, the Grand Theft Auto series has always been one of the most violent series that you can buy in stores. The very first GTA was banned in Brazil and condemned in several countries, GTA 5 has a graphic torture scene that is player initiated. GTA: San Andreas had the Hot Coffee scandal which happened in 2004 when modders found unused code in the game for a sex minigame that was player controlled. And that’s only the beginning of the controversies surrounding the GTA series (click here to read more! X X X X X X X )
Anyways, back to me and the Mom. Who will now be referred to as Mom because she is that awesome. Since I was behind the counter I pulled a copy of GTA 5 from backstock and started ringing her up while making polite chitchat, the usual cashier stuff. But everything changed when I asked for her ID because of the M rating. At first Mom replied, “Oh sure thing let me grab it.” And started digging in her purse. But then what I said registered with her and she paused and looked at me.
"M rating? What does that mean?"
"Oh GTA 5 is rated M for violence, gore, bad language, and other stuff". I won’t bore you with the whole spiel I go into when I’m asked about the M rating but basically I just explain why the game is rated M, what the M rating means, and that they can go on ESRB.org to see why it got that rating.
So I tell Mom about the website and she whips out her cell phone and gets on the site and starts reading. And she got MAD. She starts telling me about how her son knows she doesn’t like this sort of game and how he is going to be in so much trouble because he knows better than to ask for this sort of thing as she doesn’t tolerate this in her house. And he is so grounded for thinking he could get away with this. Then, Mom looked me in the eye and asked me to look up several other games for her to see if he’d done this with any other games.
"Yea sure thing, which games would you like me to look up?"
"Bioshock 2."
"I can already tell you without looking that Bioshock 2 is rated M."
"MY CHILD IS SO GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. What about the first Bioshock?"
"Yep, that’s also rated M."
"OH MY GOSH, what about Gears of War?"
"That entire series is rated M."
To spare y’all from another 10 rounds of that, basically take every popular M rated title from the last 5 years and insert them in the above dialogue.
Eventually, Mom says “Oh my gosh, you must think me a horrible parent. I can’t believe I let him have those games.”
"Ma’am, I don’t think that at all. The fact that you’re concerned about this tells me that you are a good parent. And just so you know instead of throwing out those games you’re more than welcome to trade them in here and get some store credit or cash back for them."
"Really? I’ll have to do that, I don’t want him playing those games anymore."
"Yea, we also take gaming consoles, iphones, and tablets too!"
"Oh that’s wonderful! Thank you for being so patient with me and telling me all about this. I’m going home and to go through his gaming collection right now!"
And off she went, leaving me bored till I finally got to leave for the night.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE END. THIS IS WHEN SHIT GETS AWESOME.
The next day I’m working again, bored out of my goddamn mind. There’s only so many times you can alphabetize the store before going insane. As I’m looking out the window I see a car pull up and Mom hops out and then pulls out two huge duffel bags and walks in.
"Hey welcome back to Gamestop! What can I help you with!"
"Oh I’m so glad you’re here! So last night I went through my son’s game collection and most of them are rated M! So I decided to teach him a lesson about why you don’t lie to your mother. Seeing as I bought him these consoles and most of the games were bought with my money, his game consoles and games actually belong to me. Therefore, I would like to trade in all this." And proceeds to pull out his XBox 360, PS3, and every game he had for both consoles (over 50!) as well all the extra controllers and headsets he had.
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely." I will never forget her smile when she said this nor the look in her eye. This is not a woman to be crossed.
So I traded everything in and she got back over $300 in store credit for everything. And with it she bought a Wii, a couple extra controllers, and a couple games rated E. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if we had any extra boxes laying around for the XBox One and if so could she have one?
"Are you going to put the Wii in it and give it to him?"
"Yes. Along with a note saying that this is what happens when you abuse the trust of your mother. I’m going to make sure this never happens again." It is at this point that Mom ascended to God Tier status with all Gamestop employees falling to their knees for a chance to bask in her glory.
I got her an XBox One box and sent her on her way after asking her to take the survey on the receipt.
"Oh of course dear, you’ve been such a big help. Let me write down your name so I don’t forget it."
"Of course! I’m Lexi, but if your son asks my name is Deegan." (Deegan was my store’s manager at the time.
And then she left, leaving me with the best trade numbers of the month and the greatest story I’ll likely ever be apart of at GameStop. Mom, I never got your name, but you are my personal Gamestop Hero.
This was fucking amazing. Game retailers are suppose to let parents know about M rated games and such. (Hell I got carded for Lifeline because I looked 16. I was 18 at the time.) I've only heard a Gamestop employee turn away underaged kids once. These two middle schoolers from the nearby school were asking about Call of Duty. The guy laughed and told them he can't sell them that and they're either going to need a parent or to come back in 10 years. I couldn't stop laughing. Even my ass over at Target has to see this. I had a kid asking me about Call of Duty and I stared at them and said "I think you're a bit young for that."Thankfully we didn't have it but the few times I help in electronics I make sure parents know the games they're buying (even though I'm sure my coworkers aren't)
Was in my room right now trying to think how to organize it (the room is smallish so I have to be smart where I put shit) and I looked at the autograph I got from Little Kuriboh and all I think is "I remember I only asked for it cause I didn't wanna stand there and say No I don't want anything from you person I'm not a fan of anymore. while my ex at the time was getting so hyped to meet him." Oh well, he was a rly nice guy so my lack of fan ness wasn't personal.
So I vented about this on my art blog but I feel the need to say it here even though I won't make the word on my blogs.
I started Marias blog during the summer when I wasn't busy and my work wasn't so draining. Sadly when I get busy (whether it be for work, school, family, etc) things like this are the first thing to fall out of my arms. Now every so often I'll realize I dropped it and pick it up again but half the time it'll just stay in the bottom of the pile or get placed on a shelf that while will look like, will remain untouched.
So if that happens to Marias blog I'm sorry in advanced. It's my fault, my attention span jumps the fuck up and down and I didn't predict how busy work would be.
And honestly I am a bit bored of Marias story and I don't know if a soft reset would even be a good idea,
So if you see me with a new blog suddenly please be gentle in your judgement. Sadly I don't really care.
u ever get drunk and then come on tumblr and go "the fuck?"
Rids broke the shelf....
There's a reason people don't want me on shelves
Trainer tried to get Furred down from the shelf. Furred still refuses. You can't tell Furred what to do mom!