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@awkward-dazai
i think you from 3 years ago would have a heart attack if she saw what you were doing nowadays. fym you selfship with dazai now??? her jaw would be on the ground collecting dust i tell you
I THINK SHE’D DIE. straight up cardiac arrest on the ground dead. i dont think she was even aware that was a thing she could do but look at me now. im cringe and im free. i’ve made dazai osamu x oc yuri real.
IT HAS TAKEN ME FUCKING YEARS BUT IM FINALLY ABLE TO ACCESS THIS GODAWFUL ACCOUNT. i dont apologize for any inactivity and im surely not making a comeback, personally i’d like to forget this fucking blog ever existed. but im back nonetheless to give a life update or closing statement before i log out and finally live my life peacefully or smthn.
1. im not like this anymore. jesus christ. fortunately i’ve matured as a person now that i’m nearly 18 years old and i actually understand bungo stray dogs now.
2. nothing on here reflects who i am now. i fucking hate soukoku. i hate sskk. i hate bsd ships. i think a lot of the jokes on here were in poor taste and the whole schtick was character inaccurate… it was definitely fun at the time, but, alas, it is not that time anymore.
3. i have a new tumblr tjat u should probably go follow instead of this one if u ever want to see content from me. @nouveauxamoris 👍🏽
4. this has no relevance to anything else im just spreading my propaganda . chuuya nakahara is a trans woman . dazai osamu is a transmasc lesbian. dazai and chuuya have the exact same relationship dynamic as branch and his sleazy older brother from trolls. skk yaoi was never real and i no longer pretend like it was
the man behind the slaughter.
dazai b like: yes im gay, yes im an absolute fucking clown, we exist
dazai spotted near my house. next door neighbor threw a model airplane at him. next door neighbor was beaten by his grandmother. no one has heard from him since. i have stolen his orange juice.
@awkward-dazai What did you do?!?! I hope nobody was hurt...
Dazai, do you think Atsushi's a furry?
Of course he is! Obviously, his ability is his fursona!~
@awkward-atsushi Care to share your input on this thought, local catboy?
I AM NOT A FURRY! No matter how much you all say it, i am not! A! Furry!
Which isn't to say furries are bad.
Someone’s in denialll!~
Atsushi does sort of look like a furry..
I AM NOT!
In half ish tiger form, like when fighting Fitzgerald, yes he absolutely does.
Yes you are!!
Not to mention... he’s a literal tiger... if he’s not a full furry.. he’s gotta be at least a little bit of a furry.
Why do you insist on tormenting me?!
I see the tiger as technically a semi sentient ability, like Demon Snow or Twain's lil babus.
That’s a secret! You’ll never know my motive!~
Ooo! That’s a good way to look at it!
Dazai, do you think Atsushi's a furry?
Of course he is! Obviously, his ability is his fursona!~
@awkward-atsushi Care to share your input on this thought, local catboy?
I AM NOT A FURRY! No matter how much you all say it, i am not! A! Furry!
Which isn't to say furries are bad.
Someone’s in denialll!~
Atsushi does sort of look like a furry..
I AM NOT!
In half ish tiger form, like when fighting Fitzgerald, yes he absolutely does.
Yes you are!!
Not to mention... he’s a literal tiger... if he’s not a full furry.. he’s gotta be at least a little bit of a furry.
Dazai, do you think Atsushi's a furry?
Of course he is! Obviously, his ability is his fursona!~
@awkward-atsushi Care to share your input on this thought, local catboy?
I AM NOT A FURRY! No matter how much you all say it, i am not! A! Furry!
Which isn't to say furries are bad.
Someone’s in denialll!~
Atsushi does sort of look like a furry..
Dazai, do you think Atsushi's a furry?
Of course he is! Obviously, his ability is his fursona!~
@awkward-atsushi Care to share your input on this thought, local catboy?
Dazai, do you have a favorite flower?
Hmm.. not really! But if I’d have to choose, I’d pick Red spider lilies.
I have a feeling that you didn’t choose those just because they’re pretty...
You’re correct! It’s the symbolism that appeals to me. Death can be a really beautiful thing, and the flowers prove that! Oh, what I’d give to die beside a beautiful woman, surrounded by those flowers!~
Sometimes you concern me.
@awkward-dazai
A-and how exactly would you make me buy you crab?! I could tell Kunikida-san on you!
You could! But what’s he gonna do? Hit me with his notebook? You’re going to buy that crab for me, don’t make me use my special weapon.
What special weapon?
If I tell you, it’s not special anymore!
Then how are you going to get the crab?
By using it on you of course! I don’t have to tell you to use it!
......
Fizz: great now hes scared. Good job Dazai.
That means he’s gonna buy the crab right?
Dazai you’re an idiot.
No, He's not buying the crab. He's been saving up to get Kyouka a present, not tend to your needy ass. >:(
So who’s gonna buy me crab?
Not it.
@awkward-dazai
A-and how exactly would you make me buy you crab?! I could tell Kunikida-san on you!
You could! But what’s he gonna do? Hit me with his notebook? You’re going to buy that crab for me, don’t make me use my special weapon.
What special weapon?
If I tell you, it’s not special anymore!
Then how are you going to get the crab?
By using it on you of course! I don’t have to tell you to use it!
......
Fizz: great now hes scared. Good job Dazai.
That means he’s gonna buy the crab right?
Dazai you’re an idiot.
@awkward-dazai
A-and how exactly would you make me buy you crab?! I could tell Kunikida-san on you!
You could! But what’s he gonna do? Hit me with his notebook? You’re going to buy that crab for me, don’t make me use my special weapon.
What special weapon?
If I tell you, it’s not special anymore!
Then how are you going to get the crab?
By using it on you of course! I don’t have to tell you to use it!
@awkward-dazai
A-and how exactly would you make me buy you crab?! I could tell Kunikida-san on you!
You could! But what’s he gonna do? Hit me with his notebook? You’re going to buy that crab for me, don’t make me use my special weapon.
What special weapon?
If I tell you, it’s not special anymore!
@awkward-dazai
A-and how exactly would you make me buy you crab?! I could tell Kunikida-san on you!
You could! But what’s he gonna do? Hit me with his notebook? You’re going to buy that crab for me, don’t make me use my special weapon.