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HI!! I’m Kaz!!

pronouns: he/him

-17

-trans, pan, ace,

-some flavor of mentally ill

-i really like minecraft, batim, fnaf, and cod

-i read and write (mostly ya fantasy but also horror, mystery, and thrillers)

-listen to tons of music postly punk rock or post punk

-LOVE fashion all types of it

-marching band!!

-avid lover of all things dc

-very into the magnus archives

-I LOVE LISTENING TO PEOPLE INFODUMP PRETTY PLEASE INFODUMP INTO MY ASK BOX!!!

-dms are open always!!

#introduction

acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

ghoulsgonestaledefunct

I love doodling these little guys hehe

incorrectbatfam

Jason: I went through an entire character arc this week.

Jason: I became more evil if you're curious.

Dick: Don't worry, the week isn't over yet. There's still time for a redemption arc!

Jason: Well now I'm just going to get worse on purpose.

i-am-a-fish

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

mxamalgam

I want a man who ripped his masculine form right out of the hands of God. I'm sorry cis men that you will likely never have the opportunity to do something that metal.

i-am-a-fish

probably the sexiest paragraph I've read in my entire life thank you for making it

beardedmrbean

mortalityplays

fun fact: if you pirated six full length albums from your favourite band, listened to them all back to back 5 times, and then sent them $20 on ko-fi or whatever, on average they would have earned slightly more money per play than they'd get from you streaming the same shit with ads on spotify.

stagbeetleboy

I’ve never seen a fish that was ugly

stagbeetleboy

“Hey look a cool fish”

Me:

*whips around* ZOW!

incorrectbatfam

Bruce: I love you, kids. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Dick: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Bruce: Yes.

Jason: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother

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**As a disclaimer my brother is a cis straight dude who only dates the most basic white girls you can find. He's very emotionally aware but doesn't linger on his emotions, just processes them and moves on (this is wild to me)**

He calls me on my break just to say hi, that he’s driving back to Denver from visiting his girlfriend, to which I respond “didn’t you break up with your girlfriend (of like a month) last month” and to which he says “yeah I have a new girlfriend, we’ve been together four weeks but I went up to spend the weekend and meet her friends” and I’m like ok great this is already ridiculous

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So we’re chatting and I’m teasing him about how he doesn’t sleep with people on first dates and he says that he’s changed his policy, it’s just that he won’t have sex with them if he’d rather be doing something else, so I joke that I’ve had that where I’d rather be watching the show Chernobyl (true) and he says “yeah or watching a movie with my housemate” and I say hey bud that’s kind of gay and he says yeah I actually had a weird gay moment last night

And I go oh???? And he goes yeah, I was at the bar with the girlfriend and some of her friends and one of them was a guy and we were hitting it off, doing a little flirting as you do with your bros at the bar~

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And then my cis straight brother goes on to explain that sometimes when you’re out with the homies and you’re having a good time and the vibes are right you just give em a little kiss, like just a kiss on the mouth between bros, “no tongue or anything like that but just to express that you’re close and having a good time”

I’m like “My dude that’s not a thing” and he’s like “between confident straight men it is” and I’m like “NO IT’S NOT"

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So there we’ve got my brother having casual queerplatonic relationships with his homies at the bar, and he’s telling me this and I’m obviously speechless, so he goes on and he’s like “so because this guy and I were hitting it off I go in for a little kiss and he fucking swerves me” and I’m like yes my guy but because my brother is actually very good with respecting boundaries he was like “ok man great communication, won’t do it again"

BUT

Apparently my brother and the dude and my brother's GIRLFRIEND who has been there the WHOLE TIME go outside (I assume to have a cigarette but he didn’t tell me that part) and the guy turns to my brother and is like “man I should have kissed you when you offered it” and my brother is like “cool good shit man” like in the most bro way possible and then the guy grabs his face between his hands and just PLANTS a big one on his mouth

And THEN the guy panics and shoves him down on the ground!! And my brother has the normal reaction to being shoved on the ground unexpectedly which is to say “what the FUCK” and the girlfriend says “what the FUCK” and the guy goes “what the FUCK” and leaves

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And my brother ended the story there and was musing on it like "this guy obviously has some complexes to work through about his sexuality, no confident straight man kisses another confident straight man and then panics and runs away”

Which took me out at the KNEES lol

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And that, dear readers, is the batshit story my brother told me!

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OH MY GOD AND

AND

I told my coworker this and they were like I’m actually shipping him and his roommate and I was like HUH because I hadn't considered that and then later my brother sent me a photo of his housemate wearing sexy handcuffs

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nice