Sith Spawn

Adult He/him

[stagbeetleboy]

I have no dignity because then I’d have to act dignified to prove I have it and I don’t really want to do that

[munch-mumbles]

my terrible comic contribution drawn during work LOL

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[395nm]

you got too greedy. yes, blue horseshoe crab blood is an incredibly valuable substance prized for its ability to detect pathogens, possibly the most expensive liquid in the world, but research grade materials need verified supply chains. no virology lab is going to buy the horseshoe crab blood a genie wish made squirt out of your nipples. you should have gone with a homogenous suspension of gold particles in water like the rest of us. look at shauna, she’s perfectly happy lactating pepsi max. you wasted your wish, dude.

[stagbeetleboy]

My wrist is bruised :(

[stagbeetleboy]

Huge tmi but

I can’t sleep bc I had the worst jerk off session in human history. I almost cracked my skull stumbling around and fainting multiple times. It was fucking harrowing. I was so nauseous. There was a ringing in my right ear like when a bomb goes off in a movie.

Felt like how I imagine Laurence in saw 2004 did when he was cutting his foot off. Almost had a panic attack because I thought I was dying.

[stagbeetleboy]

Cums and dies might be my reality one day

[stagbeetleboy]

Huge tmi but

I can’t sleep bc I had the worst jerk off session in human history. I almost cracked my skull stumbling around and fainting multiple times. It was fucking harrowing. I was so nauseous. There was a ringing in my right ear like when a bomb goes off in a movie.

Felt like how I imagine Laurence in saw 2004 did when he was cutting his foot off. Almost had a panic attack because I thought I was dying.

[stagbeetleboy]

Fuck I’m in the middle of a banger drawing and I’ve got to sleep because my appointmentssss

[stagbeetleboy]

A candy colored clown they call the sandman tiptoes to my room every night

[stagbeetleboy]

Palpatine is just like a lump of wet clay someone has clawed their fingers through. He’s like a menolite stone. Really cool. I think I could redesign him to be weirder if I wanted. Like if I played around with the lumps and groves.

[dspectar]

Delclaudia hi

[stagbeetleboy]

Was thinking about my highschool scifi club lmao.

I was on the council and every year we’d vote for the council members, but I’m pretty sure it was a completely rigged election. I know for a fact there was absolutely no way to remove me from the council even though I didn’t ever do the job I was voted in to do. I also pulled a Palpatine putting Anakin on the Jedi council with my friend…the other council members didn’t like that. They didn’t like that I didn’t do my duties but they especially hated my friend on the council.

I used to host board game days because everyone hated them. If we had a board game day it’s because I pushed for it. (because all they wanted to do was play video games and I was being an asshole on purpose)

I rarely even participated in the board game days I aways pushed for them and then sat behind the librarian’s desk.

Yeah the whole club collapsed after we graduated and it doesn’t exist anymore. We didn’t start it btw it was a established club. That’s so sad. It was the largest club in the school. Really packed with weird teenagers. Now the new freaks don’t have that😢

[stagbeetleboy]

Being disabled means I gotta stick around people I hate with a passion forever. You know how much happier I’d be if I could work and run away? I’d never interact with these fucking people ever again. There was no point in me being born if the circumstances of my birth condemn me to depend on people I despise.

[darthbeans]

cant get this post out of my head

[pmamtraveller]

Time flies, by juxtapoems

[klainelynch]

I am so glad that Black Sails was made before everyone forgot how to shoot a night scene

[stagbeetleboy]

Was looking at childhood photos and there was this really pissed off looking kid so I was like “who is this horrible scowling child?”

It was me. Born hating forever 🌈