Sith Spawn

Adult He/him

[stagbeetleboy]

I get a little crazy once I get some horseradish mustard in me

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[stagbeetleboy]

I love Homer Simpson I wish they didn’t ban him from strangling that’s nasty Bart boy

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[great-and-small]

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

[silvermothsio-reblog]

What's little buddy doing?

[great-and-small]

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

[westformiles]

@onenicebugperday

[stagbeetleboy]

Does clawing your skin off count as self harm or is it cool since it’s just my fingernails

[stagbeetleboy]

Torturing my Anakin for fun

[stagbeetleboy]

When the Stag mii and the Palpatine mii have their horrible child what should I name it? I’m thinking Wet Deformed Lump is a beautiful name for a baby

[stagbeetleboy]

Snoke

[stagbeetleboy]

You know one time this old lady said I’d be a wonderful parent and my friend screamed at the top of her lungs in genuine horror. That’s not fair. I think I’d be a decent at keeping a child alive. Like it’s not gonna drown in a pool on my watch, but beyond that is beyond me.

[stagbeetleboy]

When the Stag mii and the Palpatine mii have their horrible child what should I name it? I’m thinking Wet Deformed Lump is a beautiful name for a baby

[stagbeetleboy]

Snoke

[stagbeetleboy]

When the Stag mii and the Palpatine mii have their horrible child what should I name it? I’m thinking Wet Deformed Lump is a beautiful name for a baby

[paramar]

new better call saul spin-off:  a demolition crew in albuquerque is destroying the ground of the old meth lab seeking the legendary heisenberg’s treasure. they find an old ornate coffin at the bottom of it, with the words ‘LALO’ engraved on it. noting that it’s locked from inside, they decide to open it as the sun is about to set…

[paramar]

we see a little kid in florida stealing a pie from a windowsill. a dramatic close-up reveals the legendary mcgill birthmark…

[stagbeetleboy]

I need sex change surgery to live

[faeryeee]

thank you, marjane satrapi!

i was so sad to hear about her passing yesterday, she truly changed so many girls everywhere. rest in peace you beautiful woman

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[stagbeetleboy]

I don’t think people fully understand my dedication to habit because they always try to argue when something of mine isn’t in its place. I actually do know if it’s missing it was moved because I would NEVER move it from its place. I know if it’s found elsewhere I didn’t put it there. It’s not even in the realm of possibility that I misplaced it. Are you fucking around? You will be killed soon.

[stagbeetleboy]

It’s called dry humping because I can’t cum and I never will