AWKWARD + INAPPROPRIATE

Since 1988.

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2050 Emoticon depicting the American family

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Kris Jenner reveals her true colors in the latest edition of New You. 

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After Uncle John's Bathroom reader, I decided to switch to something a little more literary....

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when 'ya dad wish 'ya happy birthday on LINKEDIN

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Why this squid be judgin'

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Super terrified of decapitation. Also mice. And ladders. Extremely rational.

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Is it though, Travelocity? 

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I'm 26. Either spam mailers think I'm a gold digger, or I'm really that boringly grown up. 

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Dos Equis' campaign planning for year 2014... (I wish) 

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Me want planktonnn.... 

This inspires fond memories of my 2011 Halloween costume, Ms. Cookie Monster, which gave me permission to accessorize with all the crumbly, chocolately junk I usually try to avoid at the grocery store. 

God bless Halloween, the Christmas for sweet "teeth" like myself. 

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LinkedIn... boobs... isn't this one of the token don'ts? 

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“I asked Mr. Wrangle what you were like. He said you were hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat.”

Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

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Me on Monday morning (including the Mr. part) 

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It's a formula that's worked for generations - but, pffffffff, we can still totally knock it....

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Important journalism.