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@awkwardbasilisk
iām so thankful weāre alive to smell flowers and touch saltwater and get chilled in the breeze and take deep breaths and make foods warm with love and dance and laugh and move and wake up and dig our hands in dirt and eat strawberries and draw mindlessly and remember and sing and joke and walk down the same street again and again and make meaning. we are so lucky we get to be and feel and keep going
*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw group studying*
Sly: I can't even...last time I got hurt, was because a pocket knife tried to slice my finger in two. Now...a freaking sword beats me in the eye during fencing practice. Couldn't I, idk, have a paper cut for once?
Hufflepuff: if I have ever had a doubt...now I'm 101% sure of the hat's choice with you. That's totally a Slytherin thing. Me? won't be caught being hurt by a brownie or a cozy knit scarf.
Slytherin: yah! and what about the burnt curtains?
Hufflepuff: was I hurt? I think not.
Ravenclaw: guys...you shouldn't be going around and getting hurt...do you need help?
Ravenclaw: goes back home after suddenly remembering that one time she bonded with hufflepuff over measuring stuff in grains of rice while slytherin silently judged them.
Hufflepuff: if the government stops godfathering every 7th born we would have an army full of werewolfs
Ravenclaw: ...
Slytherin: and witches
Ravenclaw under her breath: so this is how sly felt that time...
NOW YOU DO GET ME
slytherin: *dramatic sound*
slytherin: tHe aUdAciTy
gryffindor: what what
ravenclaw: what happened?
slytherin: hufflepuff is eating an ice cream cookie AND DID NOT ASK IF WE WANTED TOO
hufflepuff: ...
hufflepuff: ...
hufflepuff: IT WAS A LONG DAY OKAY ?!
It was 2x1 and I DEFINITELY NEED BOTH OF THEM OKAY It was a long week NO a long month YOU KNOW WHAT ITS BEEN A LONG LIFE
I was considering for a second reminding them I brought up the "what should I get for dinner I want something really yummy" conversation.... but now it took a deep turn and I think we're fine not remembering
slytherin: *dramatic sound*
slytherin: tHe aUdAciTy
gryffindor: what what
ravenclaw: what happened?
slytherin: hufflepuff is eating an ice cream cookie AND DID NOT ASK IF WE WANTED TOO
hufflepuff: ...
hufflepuff: ...
hufflepuff: IT WAS A LONG DAY OKAY ?!
*3 a.m. in the groupchat*
Slytherin: we live in a giant rock that floats on space
Ravenclaw: you know what's even better? We live on a giant drop of water that has some earth in it
Slytherin: THE WATER:EARTH PROPORTIONS OMG
Ravenclaw: want some more? It doesn't float, IT MOVES
*3 p.m. in the groupchat*
Hufflepuff, waking up: well hello to you too, I guess we're having a FRICKIN CRISIS AS BREAKFAST UH?
"That's not very punk of you", Hufflepuff to Slytherin at some point like after they made cookies for them and Slytherin broke down in tears
*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw pulling an all nighter to finish essays*
Slytherin: do you have any tears?
Hufflepuff: *goes to the sofĆ” and puts on a movie*
Ravenclaw: I'm not even gonna ask
Slytherin: what...what are you doing? Did you finish the essays?
Hufflepuff: no, you asked if I had any tears...
Slytherin: *stares and regrets frienship* ...why are you there then?
Hufflepuff: I need to watch a movie so I can cry...I can't cry out of nowhere, you know
Slytherin: *stares*...I asked for teardrops...for my eyes
Hufflepuff:...*screams in realization*
Ravenclaw: that's it, I'm going to the library
ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU DONT EXPLAIN YOURSELF PROPERLY, and if you are wondering I put the fox and the hound that is a depressing movie let me tell youĀ
WHY WOULD I SUGGEST YOU TO CRY
*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw pulling an all nighter to finish essays*
Slytherin: do you have any tears?
Hufflepuff: *goes to the sofĆ” and puts on a movie*
Ravenclaw: I'm not even gonna ask
Slytherin: what...what are you doing? Did you finish the essays?
Hufflepuff: no, you asked if I had any tears...
Slytherin: *stares and regrets frienship* ...why are you there then?
Hufflepuff: I need to watch a movie so I can cry...I can't cry out of nowhere, you know
Slytherin: *stares*...I asked for teardrops...for my eyes
Hufflepuff:...*screams in realization*
Ravenclaw: that's it, I'm going to the library
"November is that weird month of the year in which my huffle-friend is already singing christmas carrols and my raven-friend can't stop crying because they already miss halloween"
ā1st of November, also known as the day where my Hufflepuff-friend stops being subtle about their Christmas obsessionā
guys, hi there, it's awkwardbasilisk here, Duckie āš»
so, I'm about to reach 2k followers AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THAT BUT THANK YOU SM
I was thinking of doing a little sth for you guys BUT I have no idea what to do...would you please leave ideas on the comments? I'll try to pick one šš
*5am in the group chat*
Hufflepuff: my height equals 348 rice grains.
Slytherin: don't ask don't ask don't ask don't a...
Ravenclaw: my height equals 425 lentils.
Gryffindor: my height is 0.96 Hufflepuff's!!
Slytherin: too early for this
*slytherin has left the chat*
are we going to talk about the fact that ravenclaw is 2.34 metres tall??
Slytherin: we don't talk about that night. It was a confusing moment
I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape āthereās no need to call me sir professorā so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
Judging from the context of the chapterā¦
We know that itāsĀ September 2nd. Iād put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM.Ā (They have breakfast and then aĀ free period. They have SnapeāsĀ class before their break, which was before their lunch.)
But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM Iād say.
Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character
ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!
Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history
itās that time again lads
guess what! itās back baby!
*5am in the group chat*
Hufflepuff: my height equals 348 rice grains.
Slytherin: don't ask don't ask don't ask don't a...
Ravenclaw: my height equals 425 lentils.
Gryffindor: my height is 0.96 Hufflepuff's!!
Slytherin: too early for this
*slytherin has left the chat*
Every time I come up with valuable information, slytherin just ignores me.
WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF KNOWLEDGE
Me? Scared? Say that to my face
*5am in the group chat*
Hufflepuff: my height equals 348 rice grains.
Slytherin: don't ask don't ask don't ask don't a...
Ravenclaw: my height equals 425 lentils.
Gryffindor: my height is 0.96 Hufflepuff's!!
Slytherin: too early for this
*slytherin has left the chat*
Be a bad bitch with a warm heart. It's not cute to be rude and disrespectful. You can be confident, have no tolerance for insults and still be gentle and kind to people who deserve it. This is the dream combination that needs to be mastered.
