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yasferatu-deactivated20220102

I am in tears at this lmaooo

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etsy witches rn

Can't stop thinking about this

mathew

3liza

sleepy-bebby

As foretold by the prophecy

wizard-email

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

wizard-email

obsessed with this

wizardpotions

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

alliswyattonthewesternfront

catchymemes

awkwardbreakdown

Is your boyfriend Delta Work??

islamprotestan-blog

only 5 seconds

zanyflowerpizzatrash

i wasn't ready for that..lol

lamentablesquonk

Immediately recognized that look

forsciencejohn

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

garcavisconde

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

incurablenecromantic

Thinking about the old-as-fuck cardinals who aren't allowed to vote. There are a ton of them—at press time, in the real world, there are 252 serving cardinals, of whom only 137 are eligible to vote. That's only a little more than half the college allowed to vote. The rest are just kicking it, waiting for a new big poppa.

They should let the old-as-fuck cardinals come to watch the conclave. They would have to be sequestered within the sequester, so they don't interrupt or influence the voters, but they should get a skybox in the Sistine Chapel with one-way soundproof glass to watch the proceedings and throw popcorn and dentures at their brothers when they fuck up. Painting their faces for their various factions. Real mf Statler and Waldorf hours.