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[what-even-is-thiss]

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[mildlyrebelliousmint]

Staring out at the rainy European skies: I miss you.... USPS...

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

[chillyfeetsteak]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[probablily]

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

[toastbutteregg]

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[retquits]

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

[chiptrillino]

Hiiiiii ! H3 with Zukki ? :3

(ID in ALT Text)

Here we go! it ... uh.... it got more than just a bust my bad!

[galaxy---ghost]

barry’s adventures in mapping the multiverse

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[deadmaidclub]

been reading green lantern comics recently heres stuff

[micdixart]

They just know guy would be too powerful if they let him out like that

[creature-lala]

I was feeling big 80’s hair and girlypop today ✨

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)