Awkward Elevator Selfies

I work in an office and my daily aim is to get one outlandish selfie in the lift in the time it takes me to get to the 5th floor .

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I'm not really a marine , sorry . Couldn't run even in these Vagabond boots , the most inexplicably comfortable heels ever . Jacket is vintage , Ben Sherman shirt , moschino scarf , and monsoon silk trousers

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Look at that leg . Vintage shirt , H&M leggings , vintage bolo tie and grinders boots

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Me and my friends managed to solve the mystery of who was haunting the sexy skinny dipping lake . Woohoo ! Levis dress , vintage blouse and cheap go go boots from eBay

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Silly filter but only way to pick out the details on this gorgeous vintage leather coat . Dress for the job you want (being Dolly Parton apparently ) not the job you have

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Silly filter but only way to pick out the details on this gorgeous vintage leather coat . Dress for the job you want (being Dolly Parton apparently ) not the job you have

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Silly filter but only way to pick out the details on this gorgeous vintage leather coat . Dress for the job you want (being Dolly Parton apparently ) not the job you have

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Bling bling bitch. Wearing a Rodeo rhinestone belt , Gresham Blake shirt , Laura Ashley blazer and American apparel jeans .

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It's all about balance . I am concerned that this chicken salad is slightly too old but if I get food poisoning I got it in style . Pierre Balmain frock , Heist seamfree tights (if you're autistic I highly recommend them, they're worth the cost ) , Nike air Jordan 6s .

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Had business in London , so time to take a selfie in Harvey Nicks instead . You're welcome . I am wearing Levis , Musto and Moschino here .

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It is payday and I'm excitedly buying a washing machine online. Boots from clarks , Henry holland socks , levis jeans , vintage bolo tie / shirt / waistcoat .

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The man comes around (and around and around .... I'm tired I was up late eating cheese sandwiches ) . Blazer is Laura Ashley , shirt and bolo vintage .

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My favourite look is urban cowboy , to be honest . All vintage apart from the jeans which are Levis, and the boots which are Grinders .

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We had a large departmental meeting today and I wore this in case it went to pot and I had to follow a second career in a girl band .

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Welcome to tennis , bitch . Dress is adidas . My hair actually looks like a tennis ball. I know the dress needs a bit of stitching up , I'm far too slutty a housewife to do that though 🎾

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Four day weekend , two day hangover . All items are vintage.

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Stretching your hamstrings is very important after a hard morning of drinking a lot of free coffee . Vintage jumpsuit , vintage reebok insta pumps , vintage belt .

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So I bought bib overalls and now I don't wear anything else . Overalls are Dickies , trainers are Nike , t shirt from Bloc festival and topman shirt at waist .