"Look out he's got a gun!"
"My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!"
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Ahhhh, why would you do this?"
"Tell my children I love them"
"Hey, it's says gullible on the ceiling"
"Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!"
"I'm allergic to adorableness!"
"Hey man look at my new dog"
"There's something on your face!" *punches* "It was pain!"
"I am punching your salad"
"Well, I stole your face"
"It worked! My time machine worked!"
"It's so beautiful out here"
"Yeah, it's me, you, and the moon"
"Hey, do you want to play some video games?"
"I work at the muffin factory"
"I'm going to punch you in the face"
"I'm going to punch your face, in the face"
"Hello and welcome to standing up school"
"I have no idea how to breathe"
"Here comes the aeroplane"
"Hey, _______, do you want to go to the prom with me?"
"I am a very tall midget"
"I'm afraid of back stories"
"When did this all start?"
"This is the worst date ever!"
"My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world"
"Oh no! Giant flying sheep!"
"Would you like to see a magic trick?"