My awkward life

I'm Danielle, I'm 27! I'm studying to become a physician assistant and was told to keep a diary as a stress reliever, what better way to keep a diary than to turn my life into a comedy that everyone can enjoy!!

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[bennyandthejames-deactivated202]

Let’s be real y'all were eating it to begin with

[cyanwings]

Me when I go see Toy Story 4

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When they send you a 93 yo lady to your fast track with her leg shortened and externally rotated

Then you do a trauma work up and she has free air in her abdomen

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When your nephew reaches out to you to hold him for the first time

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[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

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Conversation between 2 nurses

Nurse #1: who was making that horrible crying noise?

Nurse#2: I wasn't crying I was singing

Nurse #1:

Me:

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Me after working 8 12 hour night shifts in row

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When a guy doesn't know you're a slob yet, and you go to his place and it's immaculate

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My dance teacher: so we're doing a showcase in May, so if you're interested we should make up a dance for it, start thinking of stuff you want to do

Me: HOLY SHIT I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING IDEAS I CAN'T WAIT!

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Leaving for work at the hospital knowing that it's a full moon tonight

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Whenever I see an attractive firefighter

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My dogs when I bring a guy home for the first time

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I'm so drained after my sister's wedding, I want a relationship so badly with her, but I'm just so drained from her wedding.

More to come later

[emedpa]

People don’t take medication like they should -- putting themselves in danger of losing their lives and causing them bad symptoms and then get upset that you cannot instantly fix them when the fix is the medication that they should have been taking

For example: diabetes, insulin, DKA 

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Or not taking seizure medication because "it makes them feel drowsy" then coming into the hospital after a seizure, for the 3rd time this month after explaining multiple times why they need to take their medicine

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oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

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To my young patient with no PMH that is trying to die on me...

[ruinedchildhood]

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