Oh, I am so glad I don't have kids.
Ugh, tell me about it. I love them, but they’re just so… boyish. I think we need a vacation for a while, just the two of us, as a way to recover. Doesn’t that sound fun?
Why not? I won’t empty the bank account, don’t be silly Donald! … only some of it. For a very good purpose.
Besides, you have your boat to help you relax, why can’t I have this? You wouldn’t deny me a shopping spree with my best friend, would you?
Ya know, you could always try coming out with me on the boat sometime. You might like it.
Well... A vacation does sound fun... But you know what would be just as nice? A staycation! We can treat ourselves at home, and spend a lot less money doing it! We'll just pretend we're someplace new and romantic. Doesn't that sound like fun?














