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I'm Elaine, a 27-year-old from California. -Gender fluid - Pansexual - I spend too much time with the same three people. - I'm the most exhausting person I know. - My URL is a reference to a song from a fictional band from a 90s cartoon so that's about the level of quality you can expect from me.

[awweeoo-killer-tofu]

*goes onto tumblr app for the first time in months*

*app crashes 10 times in a row*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's good to be back

[knifefightscene]

What straight people think I want: to be accepted, to be seen as “normal” by them

What I actually want: a wife, ten cats, house by the ocean, money so i can get the love of my life whatever she wants

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Game Developer: This new game world is 500 times larger than the map of our previous game!

Me: Cool. Did you fill this massive new map with fun things to do?

Game Developer:

[jayce]

[filmbutch]

if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay

[awweeoo-killer-tofu]

s h u t u p

[robotlyra]

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

[onceland]

[boobiwan]

whoever the fuck you are

[seaslugsapphic]

[ilexvici]

[hotniatheron]

kyle ron: grandfather…..show me again, the power of the dark side

bail organa in the afterlife:

[sdzoo]

At about 1 week old, the adventurous hippo calf is steadily gaining weight. Hippo milk is about 550 calories per cup! 

[pplrweird-deactivated20250404]

[2000ish]

This needs to be in a museum

[lasshoe]

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[panevie]

me walking into the theater to see tomb raider in march

[worm-suggestion]

may I join the worms?

hello,

Thank you for your interest, and yes you may. Simply just go outside and get in dirt. Thanks