Axe-o-lotl

[axe-o-lotl]

i am going to commit various war crimes

(going up april first in my timezone)

[axe-o-lotl]

i heard there are 3 achievements about me in Operation Octo!

I've only seen one of them, which is for me to hit a skeleton 4 times in a row, but surely the 2 hidden ones are cooler!

...

right?

(I have not killed any of my comrades.)

[axe-o-lotl]

feel like invading poland would be a bad idea.

just like, in general.

I have never invaded poland before.

[axe-o-lotl]

GUYS IM IN THE GAME NOW YIPPEEEEE

I have not considered betraying my side and siding with the skeletons.

[axe-o-lotl]

i feel dizy

(from operation octo)

I have not mind controlled anyone recently.

[axe-o-lotl]

I have mastered phycology.

-# wait is that how you spell physcsologoy.

idk hwo to spenlll it.

AAANY way im not fixing those typos cause lol.

So...

This post isn't gonna get any attention cause im jsut a small guy and no one sees this. its not like someone famous is gonna reblog this or something.

You see, what I've done here is bait people into subverting my expectation by trying to make it popular.

But I've also just undone it by saying that, so it no longer subverts the expectation, therefore this post wont get any attention.

But aha! I did it again! Now it'll, get so it, doesn't get so it.

This may be a loop.

I call it the attention subversion paradox (literally made up right now).

Whatever I say I think will happen, makes that less likely to happen.

Unironically though I doubt anyones gonna care about this post.

My distance to New York in 2013 had nothing to do with what happened that year.

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[axe-o-lotl]

spin kris, spin.

I have not microwaved anyone in real life.

[mrcelium]

thinking about making another blog where i pretend to be a cute axolotl that has not commited various war crimes (which is clarified in every post it makes)

[axe-o-lotl]

mwah hah hah i did it.

why am i doing this.

I did not kill Mr Celium and take over his account.

[axe-o-lotl]

I drew this in about 40 seconds.

No land animals were harmed in the process.

[fluffysheeps]

Autumn axolotl 🍂

[axe-o-lotl]

this is an axolotl.

i like it.

The building that collapsed on 2010 had nothing to do with me.

[axe-o-lotl]

hello i am axe-o-lotl

i am axe-o-lotl from the cool game Operation Octo.

I did not drown a man in 1986.