Serial Dog Enthusiast

Porfessional dog spotter/enthusiastic grandma.

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[shitpostgenerator]

please do not disrespect the moon

[oldwebs]

[methpool]

[supahloser-blog]

getting eliminated on chopped vs cutthroat kitchen

ted allen: i'm so sorry, chef, you've been chopped. be well. do you need anything? a cup of coffee? a ride back to the hotel? here's my number, call day or night. i'm so proud of you and i hope you are never sad again.

alton brown: give me back my fUCKING MONEY

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Y'all I’m in love

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

With myself

[serotnin]

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

[weloveshortvideos]

[1-800-dracula]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[elaiichi]

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

[p0kegifs-blog]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[jayseanfanclub-blog]

mood board

[jonbutter]

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

[chounut]

[supahloser-blog]

*in a movie*

main guy: hey, how are you?

his dream girl: i'm a plot device, so it doesn't really matter, how are you?

main guy: *monologues*

[thebestoftumbling]

[memewhore]

[solehimself]

[witchazel-deactivated20160707]

I’m at dinner and showed every single person at my table this