West Philly from Washington

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." A smattering of things I do, like and believe in. One of which is Douglas Adams.

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Seriously, the last time people got so riled up about a blue dress, some guy got impeached.

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Meanwhile, Somewhere in Nova Scotia....

Family-friendly hotel serves up free breakfast and features an indoor saltwater pool.

So, this definitely looks like a place where our bodies wouldn't be discovered by a maid.

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Your Chance to Stay by a Rock the Size of a Coffee Table

Newly renovated hotel close to Plymouth Rock and Boston; stay includes free breakfast

On my list of Disappointing Things I Had to Discover in Life, Plymouth Rock is #3.

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Worst Trip Idea Ever

Stay in a historic hotel within walking distance of shopping, entertainment, and fine dining in downtown Philly

Why is it blue? And more importantly, why have I never seen this in the city?

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE OUR CAPITOL CITY

This convenient downtown Washington, DC, hotel is minutes from the Washington Convention Center, Verizon Center, and the National Mall

Or for free, at my mother's house.

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Who Doesn't Want to Miss Out on the Henry Ford Museum?

Restaurant and pool at hotel with green initiatives and new flat-screen TVs, located near Henry Ford Museum and Ford HQ

Because I've always wanted to stay in a hotel that looks like sheet metal mated with an air traffic control tower.

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[stillwildcares]

www.stillwild.co

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Hay gurl, hayyyy.

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Just discovered going on Tumblr as an American without access to the latest Sherlock episode is probably the worst thing in the world right now.

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Christmas Eve is the late night, drunkenly frantic wrapping of presents.

Christmas Day is full of Mel Brooks movies and cheese cubes.

Boxing Day is my mother nearly falling through the ceiling from the attic.

Two out of three ain't bad.

[placeofpeaceforus]

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No. Just fucking no.

[tearose77]

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And then there was the time I realized that Freddy from My Fair Lady was also Sherlock Holmes.

[fuckme-chu]

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Oh, Rage. How I miss thee. And eighth grade.

No. Wait. Don't miss eighth grade.

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"compromise"

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A government shutdown “compromise”

(And, hey, my boss is trending.)

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.....what about the hideous table lamp from Ikea?

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Obama tears into Republicans over the shutdown: If you just stopped working, “you’d be fired!”

WATCH POTUS throw down.

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And this happened in...Rockville?

[whenmysinglefriends]

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Yeah, so this is me in ten years.

(Who am I kidding, it's me now.)

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President Obama surprised us all on Thursday when he stopped in Rochester for lunch on his way to Syracuse from Buffalo. In the days leading up to his bus trip

Hopefully from this lunch, both sides learned something and I hope what those college kids learned was how to properly tip at a restaurant and/or bar.

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Congratulations to Miley Cyrus for putting feminism back by...well, like it never even existed.

...and tell me, where can I find a one way ticket out of this country and to one that preferably bans twerking in front of furries? Or just, you know, twerking in general.