Axi's Holidiary

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My Holiday Diary!

Hol-

Holidiary-

YEAH, THAT!

Axi is the axolotl of the Aussie Falls AU.

They are on permanent vacation and are TYPICALLY the size of the palm of my hand (tiny lil guy). They’re sometimes smaller.

✨Medical Malpractice✨

My main blog is @pest-control-jerp .

I rushed making this blog so now uh.. I gotta touch up on some stuff.

Axolotl with a mancunian accent? Yes.

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This is a bit more than a warm glow, my good man. You're positively blinding! Why, if your amphibious friend weren't preoccupied, I dare say even she would need sunglasses to gaze upon you~

THEY WOULDN’T NEED SUNGLASSES. BESIDES, AXOLOTLS WEARING SUNGLASSES IS.. UNAPPEALING TO ME, FOR SOME REASON.

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GASP

RUDE

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purp seemed sad on valentines day

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you and purp seem to spend a lot of time together

yeah, we're mates

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purp's a hypocrite

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oh wait I’m stupid lmfao excuse me

yeah dumbass

i have been told to not call you a dumbass (you have purp to thank for that)

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bubdy is purp talking about you

nuh uh purp knows my pronouns plus i'm still w/ them so ik who's the problem

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what did yall talk about

responsibility and all that jazz. idk,,

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purp is such a bore

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fucking holiday resort got bought out by old folks home

it’s not fun anymore

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hard to get ahold of lottie, is it?

usually, yeah

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do you know lottie??

yeah! well, vaguely. i know plenty of other axolotls too! one's called uhh..

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purp! yeah, purp! that's it!

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…….

i hope lottie strips you of all your power and your theraprism fucking burns

with all those people inside of it? so sad.

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YES. PLEASE.

i can't remember

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okay. wwwhy. like how are you friends???

like how did we meet or..?

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okay but. explain, please. why is…. he so trustworthy? in detail if possible.

why do i need to explain it to you?! he's a long-time friend!