Buffy the Vampire Slayer meme
Willow Rosenberg edition ( part one )
“Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”
“Yeah, great, there’s a sexy nickname.”
“I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.”
“I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me.”
“Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”
“Don’t worry. I won’t do anything that could be interpreted as brave.”
“You’re not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.”
“Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.”
“And now we’re supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that’s what I want to do. Help people.”
“Are we hoping to find a body, or no body?”
“Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it’s been pointed out to me that that’s, you know, insane.”
“I’m not stealing. I-I-I’m just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?”
“Come on. Everybody loves fetal pigs!”
“Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for _______ to go out with every other person in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.”
“You just don’t like him ‘cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.”
“I hope this story ends with, 'And she lived happily ever after.'”
“When I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or-or witty - or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.”
“She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maple… fish thing.”
“Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel their lips and smell their hair?”
“You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?”
“I’ve seen honest faces. They usually come attached to liars.”
“Irony’s kind of ironic that way.”
“There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.”
“I don’t care if it is an orgy of death. There’s still such a thing as a napkin.”
“That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.”
“Eat a cookie, ease my pain.”
“He said he wasn’t coming back until he’d driven to all fifty states.”
“No. It just means that you’d rather be with someone you hate than be with me.”
“I knew it. I knew it. Well, not 'knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know.”
“Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
“Now that I know there’s something to know, I can’t *not* know, just because I’m afraid somebody’ll know I know, you know?”
“When did morning happen?”
“We had kind of a pajama party sleepover with weapons thing.”
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