sethical / baku starters.
inspired by the baku series! change to suit your needs.
â we got ourselves a goofster over here. a-hyuk! â
â IS THAT A TRAPEZOID? â
â it's a french restaurant. they got croissants. â
â can i get the chicken bisque with no soup, double biscuit, extra gluten? â
â bonjour, dummy. â
â i'm playing tag with my money right now... and i'm it. â
â weren't you just reading a dictionary? â
â shut the fuck up and see what happens. â
â these bitches are boring. start fighting or something! â
â you do not matter. â
â invest in some toothpaste. â
â start using real words. â
â god be with you. because i'm not. â
â i took a bullet at 7-11. â
â you need to learn how to shoplift. â
â i flopped. â
â stop chasing your dreams. â
â lemme get, uhhhh... boneless pizza with a two liter of coke. â
â i'm sorry, i don't speak italics. â
â you're acting real fucking bold for an npc, buddy. â
â npc stands for SHUT YOUR STUPID BITCH BABY ASS UP. â
â no more fucking around. â
â we live in a two dimensional world. up, down, left, and right... but what about forwards and backwards? â
â is that a cop car behind me? â
â you're always on some dummy shit. â
â we got a little situation. â
â you have the right to shut the fuck up. â
â i commit tax fraud every year. â
â i've been refining my art. â
â egg foo young? you're egg foo dumb. â
â get this dickhead out of my house! â
â you love bullshitting me. â
â i have to be problematic at all costs. â









