sethical / baku starters.
inspired by the baku series! change to suit your needs.
❝ we got ourselves a goofster over here. a-hyuk! ❞
❝ IS THAT A TRAPEZOID? ❞
❝ it's a french restaurant. they got croissants. ❞
❝ can i get the chicken bisque with no soup, double biscuit, extra gluten? ❞
❝ bonjour, dummy. ❞
❝ i'm playing tag with my money right now... and i'm it. ❞
❝ weren't you just reading a dictionary? ❞
❝ shut the fuck up and see what happens. ❞
❝ these bitches are boring. start fighting or something! ❞
❝ you do not matter. ❞
❝ invest in some toothpaste. ❞
❝ start using real words. ❞
❝ god be with you. because i'm not. ❞
❝ i took a bullet at 7-11. ❞
❝ you need to learn how to shoplift. ❞
❝ i flopped. ❞
❝ stop chasing your dreams. ❞
❝ lemme get, uhhhh... boneless pizza with a two liter of coke. ❞
❝ i'm sorry, i don't speak italics. ❞
❝ you're acting real fucking bold for an npc, buddy. ❞
❝ npc stands for SHUT YOUR STUPID BITCH BABY ASS UP. ❞
❝ no more fucking around. ❞
❝ we live in a two dimensional world. up, down, left, and right... but what about forwards and backwards? ❞
❝ is that a cop car behind me? ❞
❝ you're always on some dummy shit. ❞
❝ we got a little situation. ❞
❝ you have the right to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ i commit tax fraud every year. ❞
❝ i've been refining my art. ❞
❝ egg foo young? you're egg foo dumb. ❞
❝ get this dickhead out of my house! ❞
❝ you love bullshitting me. ❞
❝ i have to be problematic at all costs. ❞











