Who Dreamed It?

I'm a coffee addicted who loves the night and barely sleeps.

[yoan-le-grall]

[spyder-on-the-wall]

🕷️Trillobyte🕷️

[molliemedows]

"why does this make me so sad?"

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[iingezo]

Pond for @muskroom !

[zegalba]

Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác

[sosuperawesome]

Tessa Nelissen on Instagram

[emwheezie]

18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[octoberloved]

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[thedankmemes]

[tofupixel]

heart eye cat meme

[terribleturtle12]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[c-o-n-e-bvse]

Shit yall

[gbabeeshanz]

I feel so old

😩😩

[dmvkidcudi]

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

[crochetninja]

[commander-ledi]

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

[weirdasshoroscopes]

Furniture Edition

Aries: Get a tiny plastic toddler's chair. Put it in your shower. Sit while you shampoo.

Taurus: Big dinning tables double as forts if you put a bed sheet over it. In fact, don't bother putting it in a dinning room. Just live in your table fort.

Gemini: Who needs beds or couches or carpet when you can just cover a room with wall to wall bean bags?

Cancer: If you're thinking of re-painting, just move out.

Leo: Dusting is a myth and so is asthma.

Virgo: Bookshelves can actually be used to store non-book objects. Like bananas or comic books.

Libra: Instead of using your closet for storage, store your clothes and junk in the big room on bookshelves, and cover the floor of your closet in pillows and stuffed animals.

Scorpio: You put down a cup of tea on a coffee table, didn't you? Monster.

Sagittarius: Why are stained glass windows only for churches? Paint colorful designs over your windows.

Capricorn: Move in with Gemini. They have bean bags.

Aquarius: Take the doors off your cabinets. Your bowls need to breath.

Pisces: Is your refrigerator running? I'm so sorry.