Ally Benjamin

Animals, music, and food. Political nerd. 24. PennWest 2028.

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this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

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This is "I'm back you bitch"

But damn, I love this photo

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She takes after her younger brother

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calling myself a slur as i type this 🥵 (tumblr shows me this post every time i open the app so i figured i’d finally reblog it)

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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

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no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

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GM to Daddy Benson

and daddy benson specifically

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i said what i said

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i said what i said

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you are my home ❤️ #mybrother (at PPG Paints Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb5RRvDOgRY/?utm_medium=tumblr

[axxisonmargaret]

so long partner. thank you ben. i have a feeling your next step is canton. black and gold forever. i have to be honest i didn’t cry last night because the stairway to seven has to wait another year, i cried because i’m really not ready to let a legend go. it hurts but i know the city of pittsburgh will always remain in your heart. 18 years of memories that i’m honored to have watched. over and out number 7, we love you. 🖤💛 🤟🥺 #pittsburgh #steelers #bigben (at Heinz Field) https://www.instagram.com/p/CY2K4vNl1Ar/?utm_medium=tumblr

[axxisonmargaret]

i was going to put off posting this because i’ve been crying about it all week. this send off hurts different than the others. ben, you are the only quarterback i’ve ever known for this team. drafted in 2004 when i was turning 3. this year i’ll be 21. thank you for the last 18 years carrying this organization, city and fans on your back. we love you so so much. words can not express how happy i’ve been to grow up with you. i never got to see you play in person at the venue a lot of us call home but it’s not goodbye it’s see you later. the hall of frame is calling you. i knew you’d go out with a bang and yesterday’s game proves it. celebrate it, you deserve everything. my QB for life and whatever comes after. forever our number 7. thank you ben from the bottom of my heart. pittsburgh is yours. i’ll never stop rooting for you. all love. finish the season strong. 🖤💛 #bigben #pittsburgh #steelers (at Heinz Field) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYU5YmLgvn3/?utm_medium=tumblr

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modeling some pieces for @magic.merchandise ❤️ link in bio use code ally10 #arianagrande #madisonbeer #shop (at Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW_pcnLP7vq/?utm_medium=tumblr

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i secured the bag for my boy. #timbiebs #justinbieber #timhortons (at Olean, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW6aNNNPDFG/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Ok you want gossip? My stepsibling came out as trans and it’s killing me that I can’t roll up and be like hey guess what dad you actually got two of us, not just one, and be her cool enby big sibling without revealing that I faked my death a few years ago and actually just moved away. So I just have to sit here six towns over and hope she figures it out eventually. Luckily she’s smarter than our dad so like. Totally possible. Our other sister already did. I didn’t do a very good job of it according to her.

YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?

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God I love this website

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WHY IS THIS POSTED TO URFAVISUNFUCKABLE????

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Y’all are so gullible