Your Daddy

hi.

[religiousdad-deactivated2015012]

i’m having an out of body experience 

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[stability]

[ruinedchildhood]

[flouwers-deactivated20130217]

[rafirei-deactivated20220309]

“I’m not a fan.”

[with-practice]

idk who she is but im cackling…lmfaoo

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

😂😂😂

[ourexes]

same candidate :///// they were both flawed :///// there just wasn’t one good choice ://///  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[findingmeslowly]

😞

[pottercastleminds]

Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?! …Or does that only apply when the victims are White? …Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

[akashasmind-deactivated20190619]

[whawtwhohow]

[potc]

i can’t believe zach braff made the best tweet of 2017

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

[jpegging]

Just in case

[alexcetera]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

#Art (via timurse)

[happygoldfish]

Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.

[robotlyra]

“Is this the People’s Republic?” “NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

[lotuslate]

GET YOU A SQUAD

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via KevinBergbauer)