cimfantara42

Welp, lets get this over with.... IM TARA!! I LIKE SHIPPING, FANDOMS, THE TWO COMBINED AND ANYTHING KAWAII!! *makes kawaii anime face* .....This over yet... ugh fine, you want more? here...... I ALSO LOVE RAINBOWS AND IM A MAJOR FANGIRL!! *screams* ....ok we good now... great.....

[mostlyprocrastinating]

How I feel after spending the whole day reading gay fanfics

[inspirationaltwat]

WHYYYYY

[my-fandom-obsessions-blog]

Reading Emotional Things

Me: *reads emotional fanfic/book*

Me: …. *tries not to cry*

Me: … *cries*

Me: “okay can you fucking not”

[wrinkly-butts]

what mom no that’s not smut its

creative literature

[aytaraaaaa-blog]

MOST INSECURE SIGNS

aries, gemini, PISCES, leo, libra

[probablysomefatchick-deactivate]

Open Questions to Gay Smutfic Writers:

One: Why no lube? Yall’s askin’ for hemorrhoids, son. Hurt like a bitch.

Two: Why no prep? Just gonna jam in there with an 8-inch peen like ur butt’s as stretchy as a vagina. You gonna get some torn anuses my friend.

Three: (When the author includes lube and prep) Why does one finger hurt? Even if the guy’s a butt-virgin, have they never taken a shit in their life?

[appreciatedanhowell]

I genuinely love confusing smut.

Where did their pants go? Were they not wearing any? I thought he was on his back, how’s he grinding his dick into the bed? He just had a gag in his mouth, now he’s sucking cock? One hand holding him up, one hand on his dick, one hand fingering himself. He’s supposed to be tied down but he just ran his hand through his hair…

It fulfills my headcanon that every person in every ship is a nudist, telekinetic, mutant contortionist.

[aytaraaaaa-blog]

I wish.

[amazingphil]

New Dan vs. Phil! We try and protect some innocent beans in 

DUMB WAYS TO DIE! 

[botanistlester]

The Summer 29/33

The Summer (29/33) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 14,383 Words

For reference, @botanistlester is Dan, @snowbunnylester is Phil.

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Warnings: blowjobs, body worship, dirty talk, penetrative sex

A/N: Just a reminder that we have moved our updating schedule back to wednesdays and saturdays! If you haven’t read the last chapter (ch 28) then make sure you go do that :D

Chapter Twenty-Nine

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[illmakeuhowell]

this is the best thing ever

[fancy-phan-deactivated20170806]

Drunk on you

Summary: Dan and Phil are at a bar and Phil keeps dancing with people that aren’t Dan, he gets jealous.

Genre: Tiny bit of angst, smut. Friends to lovers.

Word count: 3,140

Warnings: alcohol

A/N: Thank you to @fanfictionbetas for betaing this for me!!

“Can I have another please?” Dan holds up his empty glass in front of the bar, hoping the server will notice him faster than all the people beside him.

He doesn’t have the decency to wait for his turn anymore, not when he’s this drunk, and not when he’s in this bad of a mood.

Since he had been stood by the bar for quite some time now, the server does prioritize him. He keeps buying, drinking, and buying more; the staff always prioritizes the ones that keep coming back for more. Someone mixes him another drink, one of the less expensive ones, but with more alcohol in.

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[aytaraaaaa-blog]

oh I'm just reading an online book

more like a short story

actually it's a fanfiction

nope just smut

[nnaominonsense]

How to write gay smut

He put his donger inside the other man’s booty hole and said “Boy howdy this feels nice,”.

[phanlight]

Melodramatic, But It Turns Me On

summary: teenage!phan are at a sleepover and begin to have a bit of fun with the sex dices they’d found earlier that evening. 

warnings: smut (kinda)

words: 5.3k

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I was gonna write more of illaks but apparently a weird 1am idea took priority and now . idk what this is laugHs oops

Im so tired I cant even think straight im sorry if the majority of this makes 0 sense I need 2 have a nap

This is probably the closest yall will ever get to me attempting smut lol appreciate it while u can x x

(if u don’t know what a ‘sex dice’ is click here)

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Phil’s always felt weirdly privileged to share Dan’s bed whenever he sleeps over.

It’s not like it’s anything he’s a stranger to – quite the opposite really, but out of everyone, Phil’s the only one Dan will actually let in his bed on account of the fact he can actually have a decent night’s sleep without Phil taking all the duvet or accidentally rolling over and pushing him off the bed. That’s Kyle’s trick – explaining why he’s down there whilst his marginally less irritating best friend is up here under his duvet, sharing his mattress. It’s nice sleeping with the knowledge he won’t wake up either freezing cold or on the floor.

Phil’s used to them being the last ones awake – having been friends with a bunch of total fucking lightweights for the best part of three years, it’s become the norm for the rest of them to be down there, asleep. They’re wrapped up in empty sleeping bags and spare duvets whilst the only two who can actually handle their drink are lying side-by-side, a cut above the sea of empty bottles and shot glasses littering Dan’s floor. They’d passed out about half an hour ago, leaving the two slightly tipsy teenagers still giggling over what had been a contribution to the night’s entertainment along with the heated games of ‘never have I ever’ and one too many Malibu shots.

“Does this not feel weird to you?” Dan’s eyebrow quirks in Phil’s direction as he holds the two small wooden cubes in his hand. “I feel-… it feels- I don’t know- gross, kind-of,” he huffs out a chuckle.

“Why would-…” he squints in the darkness, “-… lick-… elbow-… feel weird to me?” he replies, a threat of sarcasm in his tone.

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[auroraphilealis]

The Summer (28/33)

The Summer (28/33) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 15,047 Words

For reference, @botanistlester is Dan, @snowbunnylester is Phil.

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Warnings: competitiveness, sexual innuendo, light angst

Hey guys! In case you hadn’t noticed, Rachel and I have both changed our URL’s on tumblr! You can now find Rachel (phansdick) at @botanistlester, and Eliza (insanityplaysfics) at @snowbunnylester! We’d be happy if you followed us or stopped in for a chat :D And yes, this does mean updates are back to Wednesday and Saturday. Love you!

Chapter Twenty-Eight

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[botanistlester]

The Summer (27/33)

The Summer (27/33) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 14,220 Words

For reference, @botanistlester is Dan, @insanityplaysfics is Phil.

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Warnings: heavy angst, insecurity, lack of self-care, self punishment (nothing extreme, just like, berating themselves and generally not caring about their own well being)

Chapter Twenty-Seven

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