Jordan

The color yellow has a whole new meaning Any pronouns / theythem

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”

[reverseracism]

Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

no homo but my dick look like a dick

[rcktpwr]

—– that gay shit —–>              me

[semiphase]

the notes tell a different story

[rcktpwr]

FUCK!

[tonystarksaslytherin-blog]

An easy way to help the bees in your garden this summer is to make a bee waterer. As most water is too deep, bees stand the risk of drowning in any container where they can’t get footing. Fill a pie pan with marbles and a little water to give the bees a place to land and hydrate without falling in! #savethebees #bees #gardening #gardener #beekeeping

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

If you have a pet-waterer (self watering bowl with the small water jug) those work great too! :)

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

^ This thing. :D It’s super cheap, easy, and you don’t have to refill it all the time.

(source)

PS: Bees really like the color blue for some reason. If you want to be super fancy you can add blue flat marbles. They’ll visit regardless because it’s a fresh source of water and they get thirsty from all of their flower visits.

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

pss: bees like yellow too!

[fluffmugger]

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

[solvatochrome]

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

[thebootydiaries]

bf: come over 

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home 

me: im a vegan

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[bonitapplebumb]

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

[fleshbra]

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

[nothingnatural-deactivated20170]

“Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!”

[zodiacsociety]

How to tell what sign someone is:

Quiet but sociable ones are usually: Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Pisces


Loud and sociable ones are usually: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius


Quiet and loner ones are usually: Virgo, Capricorn


Loud but loner ones are usually: Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius

[wwwnewurl]

[misterminaj-deactivated20190507]

how do I tell my grandpa he drives like a bottom

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

milk drinkers arent valid sorry

[audreils]

say that to me when i break ur fragile bones

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

This is a capitalist lie to help keep cattle farming at peak cost effectiveness

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stability]

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[wizardperks]

my heart and self esteem may be in shambles but my mental disorders are thriving 

[soulbrotherv2]

[feedmeburgers-deactivated201601]

I wanna know their names

[the-stray-liger]

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

[thereallizzybennett]

Reblogging again for the names

[leupagus]

Heyo! I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but Polanco, Snyder and Hall were all part of the Bard Prison Initiative, a program at Bard College in New York that seeks to get higher education into New York state prisons. It’s been very successful and is funded by private donations - if you feel like chipping in a few bucks, here’s how you can!

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[clarityofchaos-deactivated20200]

[kafirfreezone-blog]

good post

[sleepycleric-blog]

great post

[skypig357]

In Texas “he needed killin’” is still a viable defense