Stress Me Out Babe

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[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[bisexualwario]

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[stufflikethathere]

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[girlmostlikely]

Home decor store clerk: sadly the vintage style oval wicker and glass coffee table is display only and is currently not for sale.

Me: understandable. Well I think that’ll be all for me this evening. I have a very important meeting to get to thank you.

[towerofglass]

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[letsgobacktowhen]

[inkblotscourt]

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[nicollekidman]

original sin (insider trading)

[beaft]

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[bananatwinky]