Flying Free Like a Flock of Birds,

Lex. 24. Masshole. University.

[mothgiirlfriend]

hey so it didn’t get better btw i just learned how to live like this

[andreweatspussy111]

life is fucking me and I do not consent

[sleeping-jo]

Who up wanting to slam their head through the wall

[god-has-entered-my-body]

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[saltedume]

😭😭😭 real

[kosmogrl]

[wvterways]

[sandmandaddy69]

[kosmogrl]

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[greeek-myth]

Medusa

2020

– Billelis.

[bellafleurz]

[literary-connection]

[surqrised]

“I’d like to walk around in your mind someday.”

— Vashti Bunyan

[surqrised]

“Go and love someone exactly as they are. then, watch how they transform into the greatest truest version of themselves. when one feels seen and appreciated in their own essence, one is instantly empowered.”

— Wes Angelozzi

[thebootydiaries]

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t