(jaw unhinges, bees pour out)

daria | 27 | she/her | i like video games | tracking #userazatas

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[utilitycaster]

ngl I do feel like "you don't like this character I relate to which means you HATE ME" is the epitome of the pancakes/waffles conversation and you should just block anyone who uses that argument. like yeah I dislike a fictional character. this is not a referendum on your life nor on any real people's lives. idk why you think it is.

[utilitycaster]

I think it's especially ridiculous because a lot of the time I dislike the character because I feel they are not serving the story well, which is simply not a criticism you can even have of a real-life person. On some level you are running an old-timey scam of swooning in front of a carriage and you're mad I'm not falling for it.

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[azatas]

need to get up early tomorrow and get a urine sample from my dog before the vet appointment, but surely i can play video games for a couple hours without losing track of time and staying up way too late. surely

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[wulfhalls]

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[zeroenthusiasm]

[azatas]

quietly eating my dinner and reading my book and suddenly i get an ice pick headache out of nowhere. why am i not allowed to be happy

[holyfuckinshitleto]

THE ARISTOCATS 1970 | dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[azatas]

crying my mom sent my grandma a photo of the mixing bowls her boyfriend's dad bought them and my grandma literally just responded with "[name]. shut up"

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[butchsaint]

me liking a mutual’s post that directly contradicts an opinion i posted earlier in the day

[beebundt]

sometimes i feel bad for having mostly female ocs and then i remember the large amount of people who are so obsessed with men and mlm ships exclusively to the effect of rampant violent misogyny so i think im ok

[beebundt]

ill get too into my own little bubble like "oh no i must be overdoing it having so many women.... i really should diversify" but then stepping out and realizing that no it seems im far more in the minority than i thought and theres a scarily disproportionate amount out there who wouldnt even consider adding One

[bonesbeetle]

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

[juicywizarcl]

Astarion x Disco Elysium