eugh. yuck.

•she/her•31•paraprofessional•

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[nondelphic]

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

[segamascott]

[dumnslut]

[azilebee]

"Enter freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring."

- He's very pleased to make your acquaintance. My contribution to dracula daily.

[amazoogle]

[nofilter-cory]

Cat

[azilebee]

Forever perplexed that in order to get a degree in elementary education I have to take not only college algebra, but a college level government class

what exact do they think I'm gonna be teaching these children bc it's not this

[s-nnoh]

[academicssay]

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

[sliversoakley4]

[jami-c]

has entered the vault thank you

[azilebee]

I have to add my favorite from the opposite end of the spectrum

[sliversoakley4]

[jami-c]

has entered the vault thank you

[draculadaily-memes]

May 7

[cattuladaily]

It's not optional

[cattuladaily]

Once more, with feeling