Certified Unicorn

Never Drink Unicorn Blood

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[inkskinned]

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

[averagefairy]

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[firedemons-deactivated20150223]

Visit Original Link

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

I shouldn;t be laughing this hard

[barbdunkelman]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN.

[laughoutloud-club]

Best Blooper Ever

[betterthankanyebitch]

[itsbetterthananal]

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

[missmamibee]

LMFAO

Loving My Friends A lot Of course

[sympolite]

ROFL

Remembering Our Friendship Lovingly

[peekaboosh]

WITH ALL MY HEART I LMFAO AND ROFL

[goddessesdaily-archive]

[setheverman]

music genre: video game

[thatsthat24]

This is… Amazing.

[setheverman]

when thomas sanders reblogs your garbage and calls it “Amazing” 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍good😍👀👀😍shit😍👀😳😳😊😳😍👌👌👀😊😊😊👀good shit👌😳😊👌👀👌good👌👀😳😊😊😊😍😍😍😍

[observando]

Love who you love while you have them. That’s all you can do. Let them go when you must. If you know how to love, you’ll never run out.

Ann Brashares, My Name Is Memory (via observando)

[bobbycaputo]

Crystal Birth: A Beautiful Timelapse of Metallic Crystals Forming in Chemical Solutions

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[peekaboosh]

This is the kind of mom I aspire to be

[thebootydiaries]

when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u

[peekaboosh]

she tried

[chessys]

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

[peekaboosh]

The rest of the world: Hoe don't do it

USA: *Elects trump*

The rest of the world: Oh My GOD *global stock market crashes*