i now have a plant degree, in plant (bachelor’s in horticulture). shoutout to my pos bio father for having a secret life insurance policy that paid for my college despite not believing in the irs (???)

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i now have a plant degree, in plant (bachelor’s in horticulture). shoutout to my pos bio father for having a secret life insurance policy that paid for my college despite not believing in the irs (???)
i’m graduating this semester, and if there’s one life-lesson that i’ve picked up from my college experience, it’s that you can be the dumbest man alive and still get a phd
today i got stung by five (5) bees. it didn’t hurt all that much, but now all the sting sites itch like hell and it’s actually driving me up the wall. the hive gave me hives
it’s the end of the summer crop, which means it’s time to get hit in the face by floating tomato plants
also, the cat. she’s not interested in seeds, she just likes fresh soil
i am planting sunflowers along the fence. i turn around for two seconds to finish the row of soil
i am having chicken for dinner tonight.
trespassers 😔 i’d kick them out but they’ve been eating the algae
mid-late spring is upon us, which means that it’s time to play my favorite game: don’t die of heatstroke in the greenhouse. it’s only 78F outside with maybe 60% humidity but it’s already going into the 90sF with 80%-90% humidity in the greenhouse. last year’s high was 113F, and i am scared
i know i’ve reached peak writer status because i’ll submit a writing assignment for a class and get feedback like “very well thought-out” and “exceptionally well written” and “demonstrates complex understanding of the topic” when in fact, i wrote the entire thing on a glass of wine and half a protein bar an hour before it was due
every so often i think about a tour of a tree nursery i went on in my nursery management class, where the owner told us that his main equipment guy got a chunk of his equipment knowledge from Farming Simulator 22
like, apparently they ordered a trailer style attachment to assist in soil aeration or smth between tree crops, and the owner realized when he got it that he didn’t know how to set it up, but equipment guy showed up and assembled it correctly first try, and when asked he just said that it was in the video game he plays in his free time
our hydroponic strawberries started outcompeting themselves so bad (we’re pretty understaffed and they sort of got out of hand) that the seeds started sprouting whilst still on the strawberry flesh
i’ve gotten to the point in keeping houseplants that they just keep making copies of themselves. “i just want one rex begonia” i said, like a fucking fool
like on one hand they’re not dying and i’m glad that using greenhouse principles for houseplants works, but on the other hand, i’m running out of pot space
We lay here for years or for hours Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet So long, we'd become the flowers We'd feed well the land and worry the sheep
agriscience: we have made an herbicide that specifically targets annual grasses and some broadleaves to finally protect our soybeans and cotton crops
doctors: but what if we used it to treat malaria 🥺
My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
yearning for the oats rn. reblog if u are also oat yearning rn