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i now have a plant degree, in plant (bachelor’s in horticulture). shoutout to my pos bio father for having a secret life insurance policy that paid for my college despite not believing in the irs (???)

#college #horticulture #i’d still piss on his grave if i knew where he was buried #don’t rlly care enough to find out though

i’m graduating this semester, and if there’s one life-lesson that i’ve picked up from my college experience, it’s that you can be the dumbest man alive and still get a phd

#college #i’m so fucking tired #i want my boss to actually know more than me #grown ass adults #maybe a cry for help

today i got stung by five (5) bees. it didn’t hurt all that much, but now all the sting sites itch like hell and it’s actually driving me up the wall. the hive gave me hives

#bees #itchy

it’s the end of the summer crop, which means it’s time to get hit in the face by floating tomato plants

#tomatoes #agriculture #horticulture #greenhouse #gardening

also, the cat. she’s not interested in seeds, she just likes fresh soil

#cat #farm cats #evil kitty #gardening #agriculture #i swear she popped out of the bushes specifically to cause problems

i am planting sunflowers along the fence. i turn around for two seconds to finish the row of soil

i am having chicken for dinner tonight.

#chickens #roosters #ducks #sunflowers #gardening #agriculture #betrayal #tragedy #crimescene

trespassers 😔 i’d kick them out but they’ve been eating the algae

#ducks #agriculture #horticulture #greenhouse #algae #i know it looks decrepit but please understand #like five people including me and my boss work here #we’re doing our best

mid-late spring is upon us, which means that it’s time to play my favorite game: don’t die of heatstroke in the greenhouse. it’s only 78F outside with maybe 60% humidity but it’s already going into the 90sF with 80%-90% humidity in the greenhouse. last year’s high was 113F, and i am scared

#greenhouse #agriculture #horticulture #humidity #it’s so hot in here #heat stroke #stay hydrated

i know i’ve reached peak writer status because i’ll submit a writing assignment for a class and get feedback like “very well thought-out” and “exceptionally well written” and “demonstrates complex understanding of the topic” when in fact, i wrote the entire thing on a glass of wine and half a protein bar an hour before it was due

#writing #essays #writing assignment #college #perhaps it’s all the fanfic #perhaps it’s the autism #idk i was hit in the face with the gift of fancy words or smth #the fact that i started reading fanfic because published books #became too predictable to me probably says something #staring at the grade waiting for it to change to like a 30 #because i’m pretty sure i wrote some cookie cutter half-baked nonsense last night

every so often i think about a tour of a tree nursery i went on in my nursery management class, where the owner told us that his main equipment guy got a chunk of his equipment knowledge from Farming Simulator 22

like, apparently they ordered a trailer style attachment to assist in soil aeration or smth between tree crops, and the owner realized when he got it that he didn’t know how to set it up, but equipment guy showed up and assembled it correctly first try, and when asked he just said that it was in the video game he plays in his free time

#farming simulator 22 #agriculture #horticulture #plant nursery #trees #farming equipment #this guy rlly does farm work and then goes home and does virtual farm work #the grind never stops #i say this as if i also don’t work at a farm and then go home and play stardew valley #once crashed out about demetrius telling me about nitrogen-phosphorus-potassium while doing drunk stardew

our hydroponic strawberries started outcompeting themselves so bad (we’re pretty understaffed and they sort of got out of hand) that the seeds started sprouting whilst still on the strawberry flesh

#greenhouse #hydroponics #strawberries #horticulture #agriculture

i’ve gotten to the point in keeping houseplants that they just keep making copies of themselves. “i just want one rex begonia” i said, like a fucking fool

like on one hand they’re not dying and i’m glad that using greenhouse principles for houseplants works, but on the other hand, i’m running out of pot space

#houseplants #gardening #rex begonia #propagation #horticulture

wolfythewitch

We lay here for years or for hours Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet So long, we'd become the flowers We'd feed well the land and worry the sheep

agriscience: we have made an herbicide that specifically targets annual grasses and some broadleaves to finally protect our soybeans and cotton crops

doctors: but what if we used it to treat malaria 🥺

#agriculture #medicine #trifluralin #agriscience #medical research #herbicides

draconym

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

yearning for the oats rn. reblog if u are also oat yearning rn

#oats #oatmeal #yearning hours

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